I'm a Golden Retriever and I run this joint. I am the worst guard dog of all time, but if you mess with my family, watch out! These teeth aren't just for show, you know. If you want to get into the good graces of my mistress, M, you have to go through me. That's how I roll. I am loyal, loving, and slightly needy. But if you rub my belly and slip me a treat every once in a while, you're in. Dog Whisperer
