People that don't have to lower their pants to their ankles to talk, People that have actually read a book that doesn't have pictures on purpose and not for school, anyone that has been in the military (I did 4 active Army and 3 & 1/2 National Guard), anyone that knows that it's supposed to be said creek and not crick, anyone who can sit on a porch for 5 hours with 2-4 other people B.S.ing while consuming large quantities of alcohol and consider yourself to have had a wonderful night, anyone who has never been tricked by the you can't lick your own elbow gag (discounting Gene Simmons, I think he actually can), people that not only have an I.Q. but know what that stands for, people that own more than one dictionary and are for some strange reason proud of it. Now if any of these apply and you still have a good sense of humor, especially if you can take it as well as dish it out, then we need to be friends. Or is it that we need to meet, but can you actually meet a person on the internet or do you have to wait till you have met in real life to say that you have met. Actually I'll just shut up now that might be best for all of us.