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Jesse

flooppydiscman2

About Me

I scored a 900 on my SATs.

My Interests

boobies.

Music:

M.I.A.

Movies:

Coffy

Television:

30 Rock

Books:

Middlesex

Heroes:

George Costanza

My Blog

Movin’ Out like Billy Joel

So i'm moving out. It down to two possible possibilites for moving out. Either i move down to LA proper with Ms. Leah, and live up the LA life. Maybe i'll be a writing scab, now that all the writers a...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 07:42:00 PST

More things about stuff

Whatever, i'm done telling you people things. I need some things for myself now, you all know too much about the inner workings of Jesse, so y'all are getting shit from now on. I'll just tell you abou...
Posted by Jesse on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 09:54:00 PST

Vandelay Industries

So i've been watching a lot of Seinfeld lately, and it caused me to write a joke for Seinfeld. I'm gonna sell it to him, and get some of that sweet Bee Movie cash; A friend of mine had a housewarming ...
Posted by Jesse on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 09:08:00 PST

i’m ready

So in the last weekend i felt everything that i was dealing with all over again, but now i feel better then i have in awhile. I feel like i'm ready to move on now, i had a dream about a different girl...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 12:11:00 PST

Stripper Smell and Small Sweaters

That's now how I want to be able to describe my life. I washed my sweater and it shrank, because no one taught me about not putting wool in the dryer. Everyone just assumes that i realize that. E...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 07:53:00 PST

All Y’all

It's Jesse again, and i was reluctant to post any blogs, based on the recent slew of blogs. Then i noticed that i've had around 23 reads in the last two days, so i cant keep all my readers waiting. I'...
Posted by Jesse on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 10:47:00 PST

Smlog Smost

I was thinking up titles for a argumentive essay i've written for my english 150 class, it's about violence in horror movies; 1. Smiolence in Smorror Smilms 2. Big Penis/Little Vagina 3. Rush Hour 2 4...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 04 Oct 2007 10:24:00 PST

Ughhhh...

"Everything is cool in the mind of a gangsta' becuase a gansta ass niggas think deep." That's way that i'm trying to live my life right now, my only problem is that if i think too deep then i get sad ...
Posted by Jesse on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 06:02:00 PST

Bitchy single crap

I feel better today, i haven't cried yet, and that's been a constant thing for a couple days. Today i've felt bad for maybe 65% of my day, yesterday i felt bad 75% of the time, and the day before that...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:58:00 PST

thoughts about things

Well, now i'm a single, something that hasnt happened since 2004, a simpler time for all of us. Myself, i was just 11, just recently gone through puberty, i grew hairs in places that i never imagiened...
Posted by Jesse on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 09:56:00 PST