How does someone with no confidence, poise, or charisma get laid without calling upon a hooker? They enlist the services of a certified creeping specialist.
That's where I come in.
For a small fee of fifty-dollars an hour, plus expenses I can render my expert services for the creeping impaired. They call me The Wingman.
Let's get creepin'...
Check me out in action as I jump on a geriatric grenade. -- MY MOVIE --"THE WINGMAN: BINGO NIGHT CREEPIN'"(THE FULL TEN MINUTE CUT)JAMES HOLEVA stars as THE WINGMAN aka Vincent Grey in this slick comedy in the vein of Swingers and Wedding Crashers about a professional Wingman (he's paid to help people get laid), who pulls out all the stops in helping an elderly widower run game, or creep, on geriatric women at a bingo night.FAQ:
What does the Wingman do?
I'm a quarterback, coach, and motivational creeper. On a night with me I prepare clients mentally, and physically to be that smooth, charismatic, debonair cat everyone wishes they could be. After pregame scouting, planning, and motivational exercises, we'll hit our night's venue and get to work. Clients can pick out whoever may catch their eye, and I will make a smooth swoop in, and use my tried and true techniques to get the job done. After setting the stage, and using my creative marketing skills to build up a client's hype, I'll bring them in at the right moment and then we're off and running game. Whenever I think a client may be in trouble, I'll step in, and do what I can to keep the ball rolling. If I ever witness a client in doubt, I'll make attempts to get their head back in the game. Every night is a different adventure that I'm completely willing to take on.
Why should someone pay for my Wingman services, when they could just visit a prostitute?
Aside from the legality issues -- which no self respecting "John" gives a shit about -- there's something to be said of the confidence inspired in a man who conquers his fears, and closing the deal. While after visiting a hooker ripe with STDs -- although many girls in clubs are just as dirty -- one can find themselves walking away feeling sad, depressed, and like an all-out loser.
Is there a guarantee of sex?
Well I'll do everything I can, and I promise that if my lead is followed client's should at least be able to endure a sloppy makeout in a dark alley, it's ultimately up to the individual to get the legs opened.Find out more at www.youtube.com/wingmanbiz.HERE'S SOME OF MY ADVICE:See more funny videos at Funny or DieCheck out the latest song from The Wingman soundtrack, along with credits and a hilarious photo montage featuring THE WINGMAN and his clients in action. "LET'S GET CREEPIN'" by Casey Burke featuring Bret Alexander of The Badlees on lead vocals:
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