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Banana

About Me

Two truths and a lie:

I'm short, and I live in Kansas City.

My job usually involves smelling a lot of spray adhesive and using exacto knives.

I don't use myspace much.

My Blog

questionable

Let me qualify this entry by saying I'm by no means religious. But I think this image I got in an email is in poor taste. Really, is a religious holiday about Jesus rising from the dead best depicte...
Posted by Banana on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 09:09:00 PST

does pop culture reflect our lives? or has it become our lives?

"What came first, the music or the misery? People worry about kids playing with guns, or watching violent videos, that some sort of culture of violence will take them over. Nobody worries about kids l...
Posted by Banana on Thu, 29 Mar 2007 08:52:00 PST

This is why I've been gone.

You may not have noticed my prolonged (read: week-long) absence from the internet, but several bad things have befallen me lately. First, my car needed a brain transplant.  I walked to my destina...
Posted by Banana on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:33:00 PST

ow.

It takes a special sort of humor to be a dentist.  Specifically, you need to find it hilarious to ask your patients questions while you have your fingers in their mouths.  You also need to h...
Posted by Banana on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 03:24:00 PST

wish i was dreaming of electric sheep

I don't sleep anymore.  Or when I do sleep, I dream and wake up less rested than when I went to bed. On the upside, I've been burning though my netflix queue at an incredible pace (for me, at lea...
Posted by Banana on Tue, 12 Sep 2006 06:18:00 PST

road trip.

My friend Cristina is performing with the Black Eyed Peas in Council Bluffs, Iowa, on Sept. 24. Who wants to go with me?
Posted by Banana on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 12:27:00 PST

eternal sunshine of the spotless mind

Science has figured out a way to erase long-term memories from rats' brains. Read this for the full article.What memories would you erase? I have a few....
Posted by Banana on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 08:25:00 PST

roommate wanted.

someone needs to move here with me, soon.
Posted by Banana on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 07:03:00 PST

Even angrier.

Having my concept shot down, dealing with a bitchy coworker, and not having lunch really makes my day perfect.
Posted by Banana on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 01:38:00 PST

how could rush hour get worse?

...It gets worse when a stupid car cuts you off, then throws a rock up at your windshield so your windshield cracks. THAT'S how it gets worse.
Posted by Banana on Mon, 03 Apr 2006 06:48:00 PST