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martini

I'm a maniac, maniac on the floor.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:



adopt your own virtual pet!

Music:

Nine Inch Nails, The Beatles, Smashing Pumpkins, Queens of the Stone Age, Soul Coughing

Movies:

Garden State, Top Gun, The Notebook

Television:

No time for TV. I work too much!

Books:

The Celestine Prophecy; The Money Book for the Young, Fabulous, and Broke

Heroes:

Ron & Kay Fifer

My Blog

I'm moving back to Columbus!!!!!

It's official...  March 1 I'm moving back to the city that I miss so much.  March 26th I start classes at Ohio State.  I have been wanting to move for a while, but didn't think I'd fina...
Posted by martini on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 10:24:00 PST

I'm not allowed to be happy.

To all of you who consider yourselves both my and my twin sister's friends:  You are now just HER friends.  Why?  Because she said so.  Also, if you do something that makes me happ...
Posted by martini on Mon, 20 Nov 2006 10:50:00 PST

Proof that I'm the biggest geek ever.

A joke that was told at work tonight that is now my new favorite: Two atoms are walking down the street.  The first atom says, "Dude, I lost an electron!".  The second says, "Are you sure?"....
Posted by martini on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 11:55:00 PST

Go Bucks!!!! It's that time of year again for bad Michigan jokes!!!

Four college Alumni were climbing a mountain one day: An OSU grad, a Michigan grad, a Penn State grad, and a Notre Dame grad. Each proclaimed to be the most loyal fan of their alma mater. As they clim...
Posted by martini on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:09:00 PST

Late night surveys are my only friends...

1. Do you have any big plans for November?OSU Michigan game!!!!  I got out of work and will be in Columbus!!!! 2. What upcoming event are you most looking forward to?OSU Michigan game!!!! 3. What...
Posted by martini on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:18:00 PST

To all of my high maintenance friends:

I've been off the market for so long that I've gotten sloppy.  The day after Amber's wedding when a bunch of us were going out to lunch I said, "Honey, do I have to wear make-up?", he said no, an...
Posted by martini on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 10:18:00 PST

A potentially happy blog for once....

I have a job interview Thursday for a position in Diebold that I forgot I applied for...  Product Solutions Specialist.  It's not as swank as it sounds.  Basically, instead of being the...
Posted by martini on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:24:00 PST

There's a My So-Called Life clip for everything!

This is how the past year and a half feels: ..>.. width="425" height="350">   I thought we were Luke and Lorelai (who also recently broke up), or Carrie and Mr. Big, but we were really just Jorda...
Posted by martini on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 09:35:00 PST

insert knife and twist

I find it super funny that last week he wanted to beat the shit out of our friend's boyfriend that we caught cheating, yet last night he could rub his whoring in my face and think nothing of it. I ser...
Posted by martini on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:57:00 PST

ALWAYS listen to Bethie!!!!

Bethie says: "I love you. I love (him). I always have fun with you guys, but he treats you like shit."     Proven for the 1,198,756,457,389,456,348,429,020,465 time tonight....
Posted by martini on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 11:59:00 PST