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Pete

The biggest headline EVER.

About Me

Professional Business Man.Myspace has been taken down for a while

My Interests

Pirates, Boats, Music, and the occasional Drink.. also... myself.. come check out sweet pictures of all things awesome at http://www.chitownhero.photosite.com

I'd like to meet:

Give her your money, you bitch. Appease her with chocolate, or pay the price. Looks are deceiving, She just merc'd 12 Ninjas and 3 Pirates Remember the 80's?

Music:

I'm a punk rock cowboy baby, oh yeah, and ska rocks it too. So does reggae, but if reggae rocked, it wouldn't be reggae, and it would just suck. I'm working on a adjective to describe music besides rockin, cause some things just shouldnt rock. Like Aphex Twins, they dont rock, but they do, so lets get all these so called "scientists" to make a word better than rockin for music... whoo, glad i got that outta me

Movies:

Loads.. who doesnt have tons of movies they like.. stupid myspace, how dare you make me put down 5 movies that will define me to all 8 million members in your crazy little world. here they are... (in no particular order)1. Shawshank Redemption 2. Hackers 3. Waking Life 4. LOTR 3 5. Requiem for a Dream

Television:

I never imagined a time where the scripted TV world would make more sense than "reality TV" so my favorite shows are CSI, History Channel, and COPS BITCH!

Books:

Catch 22 by Heller and Farenheight 451

My Blog

it has been exactly 1 year and 2 days since my last blog

i was on sabbatical from my blogging. what happened in the last year in 2 days since i last wrote something? well, beyond the monkey attacks, SARS, single handed-ly winning the little leauge world ser...
Posted by Pete on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 12:16:00 PST

You deserved another blog

OK OK SHUT UP ALREADY. ill write another one... jeesh. impatient/im-po-tent bastards. I dunno why i even deal with you people. Shouldn't you be harvesting my crops? You lazy-ass serfs. I've killed my ...
Posted by Pete on Thu, 22 Sep 2005 03:03:00 PST

I'm way happy

listen folks, space pirates or ninjas... i really need to have others input on this epic battle scenerio, because im so undecided its rediculous. Also, dont try to pull the wool over my eyes, cause i ...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 07:58:00 PST

Turkey

No one uses the word turkey anymore. Like, get up off my kool-aid, turkey, you dont know what color it is! its such a good word to use.. blunt and hilarious. Id reccomend it. Also, ladies, dont all co...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am the smartest man ALIVE

Define cool... if you look to the animal in the sack to your left, you should be honored to see the definition personified. I am the smartest man alive, AKA the raddest fucking dude alive, AKA Jarvis....
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yorkvillian

So, i live in a town surrounded by another town named plainfield on the right.. and plano on the left. Beautiful. I wish moses would stop on by and bring his dawg, the red sea, to flood this mother. i...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Ahoy my scurvies

hello everybody! how are yall. i dont know who im talking to cause i only know like 4 people, but whatever, i can talk for days. seriously.. days. ive done it. then my throat hurt and i coulndt talk f...
Posted by Pete on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST