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About Me

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profile---I'm 27 years old and currently live in Van Nuys, CA. I've basically wasted my time away for the last four years or so in trying to pursue a career in Mixed Martial Arts. I've travelled around the country doing free lance work writing and shooting for websites. I'm currently helping out with www.ironlife.com/forum .I also drink to much and sometimes pass out during sex. I was born with a small penis. I might not have the biggest gun but it's always loaded and the safety is never on. I also have horrible manners and am known to let em rip at the dinner table. The old, "pull my finger" routine is done often in my household. My nickname on our high school baseball team was "Spanky." I was given this name because I used to put my two bed's together and have sex with the tight area in between them. I was also known to molest innocent pieces of fruit from time to time. You know, a honey melon here, a cantaloupe there. Yes, this is what I did before I had sex.Aside from my boyish good looks I really have nothing going for me...I am, however, in a good spot to inherit some big money down the road. So, for you ladies out there interested in a man with money.....keep in touch-
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A girl that wouldn't be scared to go shot for shot with me...speaking of drinking, this girl would have to enjoy it....a lot. I would also like for her to show up for dates after I have a buzz....women always seem to look better like that anyway. You know, this way it's easier to excuse a little chunk here and there as well as a dull personality. Yeah, she can't really have an opinion on matters either......basically, I'm looking for an alcoholic mime.

Music:

----The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Doors, Led Zepplin, Jimi Hendrix, Tool, Primus, Pearl Jam, A Perfect Circle, Rage Against the Machine, Sublime, Innaway, Slightly Stoopid, The Eagles, The Dandy Warhols, Metallica, Sound Garden, Nirvana, Creedence Clearwater, U2, Bob Dylan, Pink Floyd, Bob Marley and the Wailers, The Who, Cat Stevens, The Rolling Stones, Aerosmith, Lynyrd Skynard, Red Hot Chili Peppers----

Movies:

--- - -----------------Forrest Gump, LOTR's Trilogy, Ben Hur, Braveheart, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, The Pianist, Monster, Pollock, The Shining, The Matrix Trilogy, Horror Movies, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Original Star Wars Movies...the new one's suck, CaddyShack, Old School, American History X, Rain Man, Rushmore, The Shawshank Redemption, Casino, Legends of the Fall, Dumb & Dumber, All the Vacation Movies, Quills, The Natural, Hoosiers, Bull Durham, Seabiscuit, Swingers, Meet The Parents, Fight Club, City of God, Fighting Tommy Riley, Million Dollar Baby, DIG, Cinderella Man-------------------

Television:

-----National Geographic, Discovery Channel, Travel Channel, History Channel, Chappelle Show, Wild Boyz, Viva La Bam, The Family Guy, The Simpsons, Southpark, Reno 911, Saturday Night Live , The Ultimate Fighter, LOST, Entourage, Breaking Bonaduce, Bizarre Foods With Andrew Zimmern-------

Books:

What's a book??

Heroes:

My Blog

Fantastic MMA Montage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QvWRGB4cUpw ...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Tue, 13 May 2008 10:40:00 PST

Addiction Letter .7

Continued from Addiction Letter ..6 The next hour is somewhat of a blur. I remember sitting in the studio and feeling completely alone. For all I knew Jeff and Kevin could've been trying to communi...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction Letter .6

Ecstasy is a very difficult drug to write about. Most "E" experiences consist of you and some friends sitting around an apartment or house listening to some form of upbeat dance music. Throw in some v...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction Letter #5

Mescaline is something I only did a few times. I imagine I only did it a few times because it was so hard to come by. For those of you that don't know, mescaline is also referred to as micro-dots. I...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction Letter # 4

The second time I did acid was my freshman year in college. This night easily goes down as the weirdest, craziest and most bizarre night of my life. The night had been planned for over three weeks....
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction letter #3

The first time I did acid I was sixteen years old. That summer I was hanging out a lot with my friend Mia and her boyfriend Todd. Todd was a few years older than us and had been on his own for quite s...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction letter #2

My second mescaline trip also got a little out of hand. Me and three others decided to mix mescaline and acid. We each took two micro dots and one green gel tab. The only thing I noticed about mixing ...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Addiction Letter #1

You wanna stop, but you keep heading in a downward spiral until there's nothing left but a heap of lies and deceit. The addiction controls your every waking thought and action. Your mind is bent on it...
Posted by Tanner Rhoden on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST