Thiz is madd funny!!! |
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Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Fri, 12 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST |
Im tight at the world!!!! |
Im sooo freakin pissed off!!!!
Wut the hell u want from me??
im only one motha fuckin person how in da hell am i sopose to satisfy every1???
u kno wut fuc u n any1 who read diz!!
f.d.w b!tchez!!!...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Wed, 13 Dec 2006 06:47:00 PST |
What would u do??? |
WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF?1. I WAS RIGHT NEXT 2 YOU:2. I KISSED YOU:3. I LIVED NEXT DOOR 2 YOU:4. I STARTED SMOKING:5. I SAID I WANTED TO FUCK YOU:6. I WAS HOSPITALIZED:7. I WAS DRUNK:8. I LICKED YOU:9. I ...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:52:00 PST |
If i was your wifey survey!! |
If I Was your WIFEY
1.)How many times a day would we have sex?
2.)How many times a day would you just want to hold me?
3.)Would we go places together?
4.)Would you love me?
5.)If we went out on a date...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 05:07:00 PST |
Sex lil poemz |
Sky is blue Water is wet I'll make you cum I'll make you sweat Pressed up against my body Movin up and down Slowly but firmly We'll move the ground
Kissing Is A Habit Fucking Is A Game Guys Get All T...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 05:28:00 PST |
Jd'z poem |
poem
Body:
perfection i stare in admiration and confusion as i gaze upon the reflexion of your complexion each time i had to notion to do so i wonder how god came up with the notion to put such a ...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 08:54:00 PST |
a survay every1 should take it |
72 "Odd Questions"[1] What is your middle name?[2] What color is your mailbox?[3] Are you available?[4] Have you ever hit a deer?[5] Do you have to drive over a bridge to get home?[6] Do you get the p...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:38:00 PST |
Girlfriend & boyfriend applications |
girlfriend/boyfriend Application...Had to post....just wondering.lol
1. Name?2. Age?3. Birthday?4. Hair color?5. Eye color?6. Height?7. Weight?8. do you like fast cars?9. do you like motorcycles...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 02:14:00 PST |
Search for smiles |
To:Sin
An angels heart
a demons view
only one the world
constantly sees
a childs spirit
with ticklish feet
a secret to this day
you keep inside
the response already known
by me
with a ki...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:25:00 PST |
A Sin To Remember |
To: Sin
Angel of sweetness
with love as strong as Sin
why must this be your truth?
for the depth of your heart
contains a white glow,
but your exterior
hides it all within
the midst of darknes...
Posted by ..$cr@tch m3 H@rd $0 i c@n f33l !t!!!!.. on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST |
