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About Me


The Year is 2012........... It was a time of war. Mans greatest fear had been a reality, Computers had indeed tried to take over the world and destroy all mankind. Millions of humans had been erradicated at the hands of the silicon menace. All that was left was a ragtag band of survivors armed with nothing more than a few thousand high caliber weapons and a bottle of Cif Bathroom Cleaner. The planet was changing for ever. And then a lone figure emerged from the wilderness.
A BISON WEARING A HAT.
With its vast knowledge of Vista, the Windows based aggressor would soon be a threat no more.
Want to get to know Bison in a hat in a little more detail ? Check out his blog for more about the master of the roundhouse kick.NEWS UPDATE : Yes I know you have all been waiting for it...... The bison now has his own Email Account...... Send Stuff to the bison at : [email protected] or just use it to add him into your toplist.Junkmail will be eaten, Digested, And pooped back out. But all fan mail can be sent here and he will try to reply to all as he does with his messages.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Paula Radcliffe purely coz she isn..t fazed by peeing in the street on live TV during the London Marathon. I respect that level of disregard !

My Blog

Australian Tourist Information. You will wet yourself laughing

These were posted on an Australian Tourism Website and the answers arethe actual responses by the website officials.__________________________________________________ Q: Does it ever get windy in Austr...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Bison in a Hat SideKick application form.

Bison in a hat Official SideKick Training Thank you for your interest in Bison in a Hat official sidekick program. Please complete this brief application form as fully and accurately as possible. Cir...
Posted by on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 12:51:00 GMT

Your Horoscope for today.

AquariusThere's travel in your future when your tongue freezes to the back of a speeding busFill that void in your pathetic life by playing Whack-A-Mole seventeen hours a dayPiscesTry to avoid any Vir...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 03:41:00 GMT

Bison in a hat , Ask for his advice on any topic

Feel Free to ask Bison in a hat for adviceBison in a hat would like to show his more gentle caring side and is happy to help with any of lifes problems. So feel free and drop him a line like the viewe...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 12:15:00 GMT

Interesting facts about the Bison in a Hat

Bison in a Hats tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.Rather than being birthed like a normal bison, Bison in a Hat instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafte...
Posted by on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 12:57:00 GMT