I am an extremely and utterly weird person. All of those people who know me...know that. I am not much of an outgoing person. I am a do-it-yourself who is not in anyway mechanically inclined. I am a sarcastic ass who sometimes goes a little too far with his jokes, but I (almost) never intend to hurt anyones feelings. I will tell you whats on my mind..whether you wanna hear it or not.Now for some nice things about myself. I am honest, I try not to lie...white lies are different. I usually never get mad (you have to really push me to get me truly pissed, though I do get frustrated alot). I am a nice guy, I'll offer to get the tab, I'll buy you a drink, and I won't get in your face about winning a poker hand. I am a funeral director and yes..before anyone asks..preps dead bodies. I am in love with my beautiful girlfriend, and I even ignore the height difference between us (shes 5'2", I'm 6'5").
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