Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one turns
to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.
Whenever
I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off
before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the
garage. Take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the
stairs, get undressed in the bathroom, stick my foot in the toilet and
pee down my leg to prevent splashing sounds. I ease into bed and my
wife
STILL wakes up, and yells at me for staying out so late!His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously taking
the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm
up
the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the full flush,
throw my shoes in the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into
bed, slap her on the ass and say, WHO'S HORNY????!!!" and
.............she acts like she's sound asleep!It Works Every Time!
I'd like to meet:
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YOU !!!Anyone...almost. I dunno. not really sure what Im expecting to find on here. Old friends are always a BIGTIME plus, but I'm not about to just shy away from new ones. I'm not the next GQ myself or anything, but the ability to speak without drooling too much is nice. All in all, I'm just hoping to chat up whoever has a few spare minutes to talk. Hopefully I'll be in a talkative mood (then you'll never get rid of me). HAHAHAHA
girls,ladies that DONT have to lie about there age ...lol
you MUST love little girls 'cause i have ONE'
you MUST love puppys 'cause i have ONE'
you MUST have a life ie* J~O~B 'cause i have 2'
you MUST have other great friends in your life ie* fam/friends 'cause i have a FEW'
be down to earth,sexyFUN,like to travel on your off time OR like to be locked in a bedroom for the weekend ect ......
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You're 100% Irish
Congratulations, you're a shining example of an Irish lass (or lad).
There's hardly anyone more Irish than you!
How Irish Are You?
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40 Years in Flyers History...ReMake*
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Ron Hextall Career Highlights Video
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Hockey Fight
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97' Snow vs. Shields goalie fight and brawl!
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Music:
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
CHRISTINA AGUILERA
Movies:
the BOONDOCK SAINTS ,
& Most Comedys
ect ...........come watch some wit me
Television:
"GO FLYERS " /// " GO EAGLES " /// " GO SIXERS " /// " GO PHILLIES " ...lol
Books:
Good God ! time to read a BOOK ...lmao
naaa, i BARELY have time to have sex !
what makes you think im going to read a book ..
Heroes:
My Mom & GeGe , and ALL the MAN & LADIES fighting for the USA ,
RIP : Danny & Hope H , Tim R , April K & All that Died on 911 , WE luv & miss ya .
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