Lotus Omega vs. Cops (car chase) |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MQ6gwYHCwvQ
And they never saw him again....
Posted by on Fri, 27 Mar 2009 12:46:00 GMT |
URINE OR YOU'RE OUT |
> THE JOB - URINE TEST > (Whoever wrote this one deserves a HUGE pat on the back!)> Like a lot of folks in this state, I have a job. I work, > they pay me. I pay my taxes and the governmen...
Posted by on Mon, 26 Jan 2009 12:40:00 GMT |
HERE’S TO THE REST OF MY LIFE |
IN LIGHT OF A LOT OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS THAT SEEM TO HAVE PLAGUED THE LAST 8 MONTHS OF MY LIFE, I'M MAKING A CHANGE. I AM NOT DRINKING ANYMORE. I WILL STILL COME TO ANY PARTIES OR EVENTS THA...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 16:52:00 GMT |
HOW TA SPEAK ITALIAN |
1. WASAMADAYOU: A DEROGITORY QUESTION DIRECTED TOWARDS THOSE DISPLAYING IGNORANCE.2. OOZAZKIN: QUESTION TO DETERMINE THE ORIGIN OF A SIMILAR AND (MOST LIKELY) EQUALLY DANGEROUS QUESTION.3. FUHGEDABOUD...
Posted by on Fri, 15 Feb 2008 13:24:00 GMT |
GIVE ME ONE |
GIVE ME ONE THAT'S NOT FULL OF DRAMAGIVE ME ONE THAT REALLY WANTS WHAT GIRLS SAYNOT CAUSE THEY'RE SUPPOED TO BUT CAUSE THEY DOGIVE ME ONE THAT CAN STAND AFTER 4 BEERSGIVE ME ONE THAT DRUNK DIALS, ME A...
Posted by on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 20:56:00 GMT |
CONSTANTLY LOVIN LIFE MORE |
AND SHAME ON YOU FOR NOT BEIN THERE TA ENJOY IT WITH ME. :-) THE BEARS FOUGHT LIKE CHICAGO SHOULD TANIGHT, AND THERE WERE DEFINATELY SOME OF THE BEST TA ENJOY IT WITH ME. AGAIN AND AGAIN I KEEP NARROW...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Nov 2007 21:06:00 GMT |
THINGS THAT ARE HARD TO SAY WHILE DRINKING |
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:1. Innovative2. Preliminary3. Proliferation4. CinnamonTHINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Nov 2007 16:08:00 GMT |
FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES |
Answer these as honest as you can. Can't use urself as an answer. USE YOUR CLOSE FRIENDS, NOT JUST PEOPLE YOU KINDA KNOW.1. WHO'S YOUR BEST FRIEND?Ed, Rob and Tim. Don't know how we all found each ot...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Nov 2007 06:36:00 GMT |
A FEW GOOD MEN |
IT TAKES TIME TO GET TO KNOW ANYONE, BE IT FRIEND, LOVER OR YOUR OWN CHILD. THE TIME IT TAKES IS HOW YOU FIND THE GROOVES THAT HELP YOU FIT TOGETHER. SOME PEOPLES' GROOVES ARE WIDE AND SHALLOW AND ACC...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 20:19:00 GMT |
WHY IS IT THAT.... |
..... SOMETIMES YOU JUST DON'T REALIZE YOU'VE STEPPED IN SHIT 'TILL LONG AFTER YOU DID IT?GOOD LORD, I NEED A ROADTRIP TA NOWHERE.WHEN YOU CAN STEP OUTSIDE YOUR OWN LITTLE BOX TA CLEARLY SEE AND REGUL...
Posted by on Mon, 01 Oct 2007 20:37:00 GMT |
