DO IT NOWWWW!!!!!! |
1.Your Full Name:2. Age:3. Favorite Color?4. Favorite Movie:5. Favorite Song:6. Favorite Band:7. Most Embarassing Moment:8. Are you a virgin (be serious ppl)?9. What makes you really happy?10. What ma...
Posted by on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 13:41:00 GMT |
People of Ellesmere Port! BOYCOTT NEWS AND BOOZE!! |
Boycott NEWS AND BOOZE!!!!Since the owner, Onker, ha stook over the old Leeches Newsagents on Rossmore Road West, there has been nothing but trouble from the gangs of CHAVS!!!Two nights ago I wen't in...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 01:52:00 GMT |
Grrrrrrrrr Towers of London!!! |
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Right, I went to see Towers of London Thurday night, at the Barfly in Liverpool (I only went because Burney thinks they kick ass), anyway, there were two support bands before them. T...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Mar 2007 00:58:00 GMT |
Guys vs. Girls |
Q: How do you know when a mans about to say something smart?A: When she starts her sentence with "A woman once told me...."
Q: Why is food better than a man?A: You don't have to wait an ...
Posted by on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 16:40:00 GMT |
100th British Solider Killed (PLEASE CIRCULATE WIDELY) |
PLEASE CIRCULATE WIDELY'Naming the Dead' VigilParliament Square, 5pm Tuesday 31st January 2006A second soldier from the 7th Armoured Brigade has been killed in Iraq.This is the 100th British sold...
Posted by on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:44:00 GMT |
Bollox!!! |
It's nearly one month into the year, and already i getting FUCKED about, grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 05:11:00 GMT |
Awwwww poor Mr rabbit |
A Man is driving along a highway and sees a rabbit jump out across the middle of the road. He swerves to avoid hitting it, but unfortunately the rabbit jumps right in front of the car. The driver, a s...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 17:52:00 GMT |
Sean and Cilla |
Sean Connery was interviewed by Michael Parkinson, and bragged that despitebeing 72 years of age, he could still have sex 3 times a night. Cilla Black, who was also a guest, looked intrigued. After th...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Jan 2006 17:40:00 GMT |
Pregnant |
A pregnant woman is in a car accident and falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the doctor about her baby. T...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Dec 2005 08:41:00 GMT |
against racism thing.... |
A white woman, about 50 years old, was seated next to a black man. Obviously disturbed by this, she called the air hostess. "Madam, what is the matter," the hostess asked. "You obviously do not see it...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 19:42:00 GMT |
