About Me
To start things off, I FUCKING OWN MYSPACE!!!!!! SERIOUSLY I NOW OWN MYSPACE, TOM INCLUDED...AND YOU TOO. HA HA HIPSTER SHITS, PROTEST THAT. SERIOUSLY. READ A FUCKING NEWSPAPER, LOOK IT UP----------------------------------------------------------
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well, now that we've gotten that out of the way. Ever since purchacing my first newspaper paper, the News of the World, I was convinced that I would own everything, and if it wasn't for those bastards at Philip Morris, I pretty much would.I fucking hate Unions. I'll have my hired cops beat off their heads, and then I'll fucking piss down their open tracheas. And as for "dissenting oppinions", well, let's just say what I would do to them would involve pipe cleaners, plyers, and plenty of feces.Above all else, I believe in decency. Really. Ask that pompus son of a bitch Sean Hannity. Oops did I just say that? LOLAs for my little pride and joy, NewsCorp, I think Businessweek put it best,"his satellites deliver TV programs in five continents, all but dominating Britain, Italy, and wide swaths of Asia and the Middle East. He publishes 175 newspapers, including the New York Post and The Times of London. In the U.S., he owns the Twentieth Century Fox Studio, Fox Network, and 35 TV stations that reach more than 40% of the country...His cable channels include fast-growing Fox News, and 19 regional sports channels. In all, as many as one in five American homes at any given time will be tuned into a show News Corp. either produced or delivered."Maby I should buy them too...
