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chris

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1. WHAT CURSE WORD DO Y0U USE THE MOST? cunt.
2. DO YOU OWN AN IPOD? no that is for rich kids and i am not at all rich!
3. WHAT PERSON ON YOUR TOP 8 DO YOU TALK TO THE MOST? groony but would like to talk to a lot more of them a lot more !! hint hint !!
4. WHAT TIME IS Y0UR ALARM CLOCK SET TO? 6:50am!!! long
5. DO YOU STILL REMEMBER THE FIRST PERSON YOU KISSED yes i do and she was ginger also and that was when i was not fat believe that !!
6. DO YOU WEAR FLIP-FLOPS WHEN IT'S COLD? i wish i had flip flops they are the most jokes foot wear ever did you know its illegal to drive in flip flops for they are not a secured footwear mmmmmm odd!!
7. WOULD Y0U RATHER TAKE THE PICTURE OR BE IN THE PICTURE? would have said be in it but on my phone i have 3 pics of me and nearly 300 of other people yet again odd one!
8. WHAT WAS THE LAST MOVIE YOU WATCHED? war of the worlds how shit is that film tom crusie is the luckest guy in the world his son died for fucks sake spileburg just kill a main charecter of fuck off and make porn you fuck stick!!
9. DO ANY OF YOUR FRIENDS HAVE CHILDREN? woooooo two nearly but i use the term friend loosely for they are booth dumb!! and one is a queen among mugs!!
10. HAS ANY0NE EVER CALLED YOU LAZY? oh yes
11. DO YOU EVER TAKE MEDICATION TO HELP YOU FALL ASLEEP? No
12. WHAT CD IS CURRENTLY IN YOUR CD PLAYER? david bowie
13. DO YOU PREFER REGULAR OR CHOCOLATE MILK? chocolate!!!! mother fucker
14. HAS ANYONE TOLD YOU A SECRET THIS WEEK? yeah but we dont talk about that thats why its a secret
15. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD STARBUCKS? years ago all about costa/ coffe republic cheap!!!
16. CAN YOU WHISTLE? yeah but my skills are weaker than tim westwood
17. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU NOTICE ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX? first thing i notice is face thing i look for is ass!!!!!
18. DO YOU THINK PEOPLE TALK AB0UT YOU BEHIND YOUR BACK? probably but thats the way the world works for pussys SAY IT TO MY FACE YOU COCK GOBBLER
19. DID YOU WATCH CARTO0NS AS A CHILD? SATURDAY BARE!!
20. WHAT MOVIE DO YOU KNOW EVERY LINE TO? fast and the furious 1,2 and three and pulp fiction
23. DO YOU OWN ANY BAND T-SHIRTS? no coz purge charge for them i want one for free for being a loyal follower
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SALAD DRESSING? salad behave!!
25. DOES ANYONE LOVE YOU? I fucking hope so or im gonna jump off a bridge infront of a car and die ( to stop me doing this send me i love you chris now!!! [email protected] save my life forget the other charitys i dont ask for your money i want a minimum of 10 please)
26. DO YOU DO YOUR OWN DISHES? No behave
27. EVER CRY IN PUBLIC? no for i am man
28. ARE YOU ON A DESKTOP COMPUTER OR A LAP TOP? Computer.
29. ARE YOU CURRENTLY WANTING ANY PIERCINGS OR TATTOOS? no!
30. WHATS THE WEATHER LIKE? raining
31. WOULD YOU EVER DATE ANYONE COVERED IN TATTOOS? id date any one (yet again offers to [email protected])
32. WHAT DID YOU DO BEFORE THIS? before what. be specific i answered the last question
33. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SLEPT ON THE FLOOR behave my back would break im heavy
34. HOW MANY HOURS OF SLEEP DO YOU NEED TO FUNCTION? bare like 10
35. DO YOU EAT BREAKFAST DAILY? yes i fucking do (thanks dad)
36. ARE YOUR DAYS FULL AND FAST PACED? no i work for british gas there full of geting paid 30 a day so i do as little as i can
37. DO YOU PAY ATTENTION TO THE CALORIES IN THE PACKAGE? would i be this fat if i did
38. DO YOU USE SARCASM? nahhhhhhhh (that was sarcasm)
40. ARE YOU PICKY ABOUT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR? no just spell it like it sounds and thats it done
41. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN TO SIX FLAGS? where.. no. ..... but ive seen six fags
43. DO YOU GET ALONG BETTER WITH THE SAME SEX OR THE OPPOSITE SEX? Opposite they are much nicer in the bum area
44. DO Y0U LIKE MUSTARD? yes but it does have the word tard on the end so alway worry who makes it and whats in it
45. DO YOU SLEEP ON YOUR SIDE, STOMACH or BACK? side mate so i can hug girls ( vacancy for girls that need a hug whilst sleeping i am big cudly and will make you feel safe and i do snore apparently [email protected])
46. DO YOU WATCH THE NEWS? No keep positive innit
47. HOW DID YOU GET ONE OF YOUR SCARS? your standard trip into a coffee table
48. WHO WAS THE LAST PERS0N TO MAKE YOU MAD? bruno the portugese mechanic but how can you hate something that cute lol
49. DO YOU LIKE ANYB0DY? yes girls ( just need one again email me yeah) xxx
50. WHAT IS THE LAST THING YOU PURCHASED? 18 litres of petrol and a pack of fags get in!!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

1. vin fuckin diesel 2.ving fuckin rhames 3.some fit bitches who love the fat ginger love 4.the person who invented the internal combustion engine. 5. the person who invented the turbo! both good lads

My Blog

100 questions you will find interesting about me if you wanna know any more just ask

100 have you ever?1. Made out for more than 3 minutes?: absolutely not im not some kind of whore( which means no im too fat to get any)2. Slept in a different bed?: i sleep in bare beds 3. Made out in...
Posted by chris on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 02:21:00 PST