Madame*Uzume ..my life - a beautiful, travesty, messy affair, do you wish to join the party?
If so, then you're most welcome to stay, and have high tea with myself, thee musical talents of what is found playing on cd player and we shall sing, dance and laugh, until thee datura [tea]has lost its marvellous affects.<
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: MzUzume
Birthday: 23rdth of thirdth month
Birthplace: Condobolin
Current Location: Hamilton
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: Pink Red & Black
Height: 5'5
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: European
The Shoes You Wore Today: Swirly Chocolate Flats
Your Fears: Childless, Bitter & Lonely spinster. Pub Slut.
Your Perfect Pizza: Vegetarian with Fetta Chesse
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Permantely telling Centrestink to "make love with themselves"
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Yello
Thoughts First Waking Up: That yummy man.
Your Best Physical Feature: Inflatable Pillows or Windows of the Soul
Your Bedtime: 11pm, yeah i'm pretty boring
Your Most Missed Memory: That yummy man. Quit daydreaming.
Pepsi or Coke: Creaming Soda
MacDonalds or Burger King: Subway
Single or Group Dates: Single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chai Tea
Do you Smoke: Only when i'm drinking
Do you Swear: When I feel the need
Do you Sing: Badly, yes. I lurve karoke
Do you Shower Daily: Usually twice
Have you Been in Love: Sigh, yes. Needless to say, didn't work out
Do you want to go to College: Forensic Science/Forensic Psychology
Do you want to get Married: Eventually
Do you belive in yourself: Nobody else does.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No, not really
Do you think you are Attractive: Apparently i'm "HOT""
Are you a Health Freak: Only if I join the defense force
Do you get along with your Parents: Father, better than my mother
Do you like Thunderstorms: They turn meh oh.
Do you play an Instrument: Violin.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: gin, wodka, passion pop, beer.
In the past month have you Smoked: marijuana, cigarettes
In the past month have you been on : extasy.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: myself
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: sigh yes.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: oreo's suck.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yeah.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah.
In the past month have you been Dumped: by potential gentleman friends. yes.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: too cold.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: yeah ... no.
Ever been Drunk: who hasn't?
Ever been called a Tease: I ain't burlesque dancer for nothin.
Ever been Beaten up: heavens no.
Ever Shoplifted: heavens yes.
How do you want to Die: having my brains literally fucked out.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Forensic Profiler, Private Investigator or Agent.
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Black
Short or Long Hair: Don't care
Height: Don't care
Weight: Don't care, provided their attractive
Best Clothing Style: Goth/Hippy de lux
Number of CDs I own: 60??
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 600??
