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Layout by CoolChaserAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! I'm a man of complete randomness all over and up down and all around. i always work and im always silly. my mind moves faster than I do. I think its crazy and alot of fun. so sometimes nonsense makes sense. i stand in the middle of silly, strange, fun, seriousness, anger, patience, craziness, and sanity all the time.but every day i reflect and think about thisI've come along way in a day. A day is a profound 24 hours of life. A day has the power to Change your world. If you dont learn from one day to the next. there is always one day right behind. Every day you wake up you are given a new chance to learn. Every day you wake up you are given a choice of who you will be that day. As we drift throught life we become cold, harsh, petty and distrustful of others. Inturn we learn nothing from life. That is a very sad thing to deal with every day. We should go about life looking for happiness. Because happiness is our true goal in life. We must treat every day as if was are last. When we fight or have Problems with someone or some people we should have a short memory and a smile on our face. Today I look for happines any where i can find it and im just happy doing the things I like such as hanging out with my friends, watching tv, going to concerts, reading, acting a fool, doing improv, and working on my future stand-up act.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Josh
Birthday: 5/4/1980
Birthplace: Chicago
Current Location: My bed Room in a house in Chicago land of hot dogs and pizza mmmmmmmm.... pizza
Eye Color: brown
Hair Color: brown
Height: 5 '11"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Im part of 90% of the human race
Your Heritage: French/english/and iranian
The Shoes You Wore Today: my tan vans OH YEAH!!!
Your Weakness: blue eyes/ nice girls/ tara(she is just the coolest)/ chili cheese fritos/candy from strangers/deep dish pizza/ cartoons/shinny things/ music/ and a great smile
Your Fears: that i will run out of legos one day and i will grow to old to play with them/ spiders/cigar store indians/ and the real godzilla
Your Perfect Pizza: deep dish sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose 75 pounds
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Boo ya
Thoughts First Waking Up: wait what day is it??? damn i have to be at work in 5 mins
Your Best Physical Feature: my eyes/smile/ hands
Your Bedtime: when i feel like it or 3 hours before work starts
Your Most Missed Memory: i forgot thats why its missed oh i wait i remember me and my buddies playing outside oh wait that was yesterday hmmmmm.... still missed
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi and the wilder the cherry the better
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmmmm Bk has onion rings Macdonlds has salads hmmmm i vote wendys best finger food out there
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: nestea
Chocolate or Vanilla: strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino
Do you Smoke: no cancer stick free
Do you Swear: hell no ok ok ok sometimes but damnit doesnt everyone
Do you Sing: sure la la la la la la la
Do you Shower Daily: sure i bust out the hose ever now and then
Have you Been in Love: sure yes it was bitter tale of love and hate it was the feel good story of the year
Do you want to go to College: sure when i grow up
Do you want to get Married: sure are u asking
Do you belive in yourself: yes cause im god man u didn't know well i am so ha feel my wrath i mean hey bob whats going on how about those cubs
Do you get Motion Sickness: sometimes
Do you think you are Attractive: maybe depends if u do
Are you a Health Freak: what i have six months to live damn since when eh it was a good run
Do you get along with your Parents: except when we are fighting sure
Do you like Thunderstorms: not to much ever since the last time i was hit but for some reason i have these strange powers i can make potatos into light bulbs and when i rub a balloon i can make socks stick to my shirt
Do you play an Instrument: some say i do
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes and i liked it you should try it all the cool kids are doing it
In the past month have you Smoked: one cigar it tasted like old socks gotta love old socks
In the past month have you been on : on the hard mean streets yo always diss'n the man
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope well define a month
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes i was checken out the babes OH YEAH well really just hanging out at radio shack with the "cool kids"
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: does the plastic outside part count
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: i had no fish this month
In the past month have you been on Stage: of life yes just me and the bums we are doing a midsummer nights dream on the corner of 5th and maine next week free parking at the buger king on maine
In the past month have you been Dumped: no me dumped im perfect why would i be dumped
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no im not skinny so i shouldnt be dipping
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a few hearts and 2nd base
Ever been Drunk: do trees bark? do dogs have fleas? seriously do they hmmmm..... oh wait in other words what was the question i mean yes
Ever been called a Tease: yes all the time
Ever been Beaten up: yes cause im a tease
Ever Shoplifted: once but it was pack of gum and i told them i would pay for it please dont turn me in
How do you want to Die: happy
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a kid or billionaire or an actor/ commedian
What country would you most like to Visit: australia / canada/or england
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue but close second hazel and green brown is cool tara u know i love ur brown eyes
Favourite Hair Color: blonde but red is nice too but brown isnt bad either
Short or Long Hair: depends on the girl
Height: doesnt matter average
Weight: see answer above
Best Clothing Style: no style causal jeans & t-shirts or ska/punk/indie or just cool i like dork fashions
Number of I have taken: n/a
Number of CDs I own: at least 500 but some are blank
Number of Piercings: 0 but i like them
Number of Tattoos: 0 but i want them
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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