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CHRISTOPHER WALKEN

SMOKE SUCK VOLCANIC DOPE DICK

About Me

WE ARE NO LONGER A BAND Our singer is will soon be moving to XBostonX and our guitarist will also soon leave orlando to move to New York. Since the day we began we decided that if any single member left the band or wanted to stop, we would just break up, because a new member would never be the same. It sucks but shit happens. Thanks to everyone that watched our crappy shows and supported us all the way through. it was fun and shit...
Christopher Walken started out by thinking it'd be cool to cover a Charles Bronson song. We didn't even have the lyrics, we were just gonna scream so it would sound cool, we did it a few times and it sounded pretty bad. It was while covering that song that we thought we should play everything as fast as we possibly can so you can't hear the mistakes that much. Even though we still taint the song to this day, we eventually got it down, and even wrote some more songs after that. We wrote a lot of shit really fast about our love for skateboarding, being vegan, how jocks should be murdered, not growing up, and other dumb shit in this smelly world that makes our lives suck. After a little while, we recorded a really crappy 8 song demo through a 4 track in Josh's garage. It sounded like someone took the demo and wiped their ass with it after putting it in a toaster. After a month or so, we finally played our first show at fat scott's house party in Melbourne. To our suprise, a lot of kids liked us, and like 5 of them even asked for our demo. I don't think we ever sent those out, I think the kids would have been offended if they got that demo in the mail. We got really siked off of that show, and started writing song after song, and picked even more songs to try and cover, because we feel that it's pretty important to worship the goofy nerds that first pioneered this horrible display of human carnage.
We played some more local shows with a few of our friends bands, and still continue to play shows with anyone we can. If any other band see's this violent pseudo-homosexual retarted quartet as something they'd like to play a show with, you should really get in contact with us, because we'll play with anyone. Just play with our stupid fucking band.

songs that this band plays

    Time to Die Jock Skater Fail Fast, Die Fat (The Jake Smith Anthem of Tomorrow) www.stateyourpointlesshighschooldramahere.com Passion of the Trash Fuck You Death Trap O-Town Brown Unnatural Death Ingredients Shutup About Terri You Wouldn't Know Hardcore if it Kicked you in the Teeth Life's Not Worth It Homophobes--Go Fuck Eachother Macho Man This is not a Feminist Overnight Crusty Adolescent Truth Adam Kaaos on Salvia (Instrumental)

covers that this band plays

    No Comment - Hacked to Chunks Crossed Out - Supremacy Void - Go South Black Flag - Six Pack JFA - Out of School Charles Bronson - Playing Lotto Charles Bronson - Annual Martyr to Your Social Life Charles Bronson - History in the Making SS Decontrol - The Kids Will Have Their Say Discharge - Always Restrictions Infest - Sick of Talk

if you went through the painstaking effort of wasting your time on here, you should check out these other bands below, because they're a lot better at playing music than we are, and they're fucking cool.

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Member Since: 8/22/2005
Band Members: Josh - shrieks like a lady about his problems with puberty
Zach - shreds upon thine axe and yells out shit sometimes
Brett - punches a bass guitar repeatedly
Vivek - assaults a drumset at different velocities
Influences: Skateboarding, CAMPAIGN FOR MUSICAL DESTRUCTION, Gravity Bongs, Food That Isn't Made of Dead Bodies, Fuckin Hangin Out, Spicoli, Cajun Boiled Peanuts, Dead Cops, Directly Failing whist watching others fail harder, Not Giving a Fuck, Being vegan, Fighting the Man, Terrorism, Huffing Weed, Homoerotic Hardcore, Being a Kid, Yetti-Violence
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Record Label: Homoerotic Records
Type of Label: Indie

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MOTHERFUKKING RECORDINGS!!!

WE FINALLY RECORDED!! yes i know, it's insane and amazing, and it finally fucking happened.the recordings are now in the process of being mixed and all that stuff. the tracks will be used for an upc...
Posted by CHRISTOPHER WALKEN on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 09:00:00 PST