MY NAME IS BRYAN NGO, I am a citizen and resident of newport beach, ca...ahhh where was i... it was the summer of 1985 when i was sent off to boarding school in the south-eastern part of Norway. There I met a boy (the same age as me), who helped me learn a new language, and smuggle foreign goods across the norweigen border. MY 8 years at boarding school were not too easy. Every morning we had to wake up at 5 AM, and earn our money in the acid and cole mines. For lunch we were server tolit paper and a glass of water, and Christmas we would recieve a peperoni HOT POCKET. Life at boarding school wanst too good, until one day, when we planed to escape from school and make our way to the Swedish border. So....ourplan was to act very sick, so we could be taken to the hospital. then make our way to Sweden. after faking sick we were sent to the nearest hospital. (my fake illness was tetanus). finally one night we decided to break out of our hospital rooms and leave. ON our way out there were two guards facing the doors outside, so i found a crowbar in the closet. snuck up on them. hit him in the back of the legs. with all my force. (If you have seen dumb and dummer, when they are walking into the benefit for the snow owls, and harry and loyd are fighting with there canes. then after Loyd says time out. Harry sneaks behind Loyd and hits him in the back of the legs, just like i did to the security guard.) so..... i thought i was home free until they saw us leave on the cameras in the hospital. we were on a foot chase with the cops until they tazered me from 25 feet away. I was dusted!!! After we were captured, we were send to a norweign jail. my cell mate wasnt the nicest guy in the world. His name was LARZ, 6-7 340 LBS. he was in jail for first degree murder. after 4 nights in jail, this Norweign Dwarf appeared outside my jail cell window. he said," i will give you 3 wishes my friend." my first wish was to get out of this jail!!!! then my second one was to visit the land of the Dwarfs where he came from, so i could capture one as a pet. finally, my last wish was to return to california with my dwarf and ambush my evil step parents and the wicked step child. 2 hours later i arrived at the house of my evil step-parents( who sent me to the boarding school). i programed my dwarf for total kamikaze annihilation mode. Suddenly he pulled out a switch blade, and juped thirty feet into the air (making loud screeching noises), then went straight through the chimney. Ironically it was Christmas time, so everyone was having eggnog and saltine crackers gathered around their Christmas tree. The Dwarf stormed throught the living room with total destruction. after the friendly Dwarf killed them, life was like groups of kittens roaming throught the fields, or the feeling of a kid when he/she has a chance to enter Willy Wonka's Chocolate factory. Now i live with my dwarf in Newport Beach, HAppy as can BE!my aim sn: bornNtheEightiesi love the 40's because of the awesome swing music and crazy dance moves...i love the 60's 70's and 80's i wouldnt mind living my life in either of those decades... and i recently picked up dodgeball and am training for the 2008 summer olympics
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