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THEZZLE

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~~~~ HIM 1st.^I.T.G^everyday B.I.G everyway ~~~~~~I look good for a 64yr old man. Ive spent 5 years of my adult life coaching... i wouldnt change it for anything."Call me Mr February, cus everything i do is Black History" " Make like Heinz57 & catch up 2 the game " " Y u do dis? "~~ I NOW HAVE SUM OF THEZZlE SHIRT SLOGANS ON DISPLAY IN A SLIDESHOW BELOW SO TAKE A LOOKIE!!!!NEW ONES ADDED!!!leave comments about them puhh-la-leaz. BE THE 1ST 2 WEAR ONE. IM LOOKIN 4 PEOPLE 2 MODEL MY SHIRTS, IM NOT DISCRIMINATING JUST LEMME KNO & I'LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO~~ _-Peace In.-_

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My Interests

Sports,(i coach)track, (i coach)wrestling, football, basketball, sleep, kiddin around, dirty bong water shots/// Comedians u should reallly check out: Dane Cook, Dave Chappelle, Roland Powell(lil duval), Katt Williams(Money Mike), Tony T. Roberts, Deon Cole, Howie Mandel, Bill Bellamy, Jamie Foxx, Ellen, Chris Rock, Bernie Mac, Cedric, DL Hughley, Sheryl Underwood, Dominique, Mo'nique, Bruce Bruce, Chris Tucker, Corey Holcomb, Jamie Kennedy, Steve Harvey, Pablo Francisco, J. Anthony Brown, Arnez J., Wil Sylvince, Nema Williams, Nick Swardson, Ian Edwards, Mike Epps, Rasheed Thurmond(RIP), Scuncho, Capone, Rod Man,Faizon Love, Robin Harris(RIP), Mitch Hedberg(RIP), Lenny Bruce(RIP), EDDIE GRIFFIN, ANDY KAUFMAN(RIP), and any Wayans.!~!~

I'd like to meet:

Any1 whos breath doesnt smell like theyve been drinkin hot dog water n eatin stale popcorn 4 10weeks straight.... Id like to meet u,,, and uuuu,,,, and uuuuuuuuuu. Id also like 2 meet Dave Chappelle, Dane Cook, Katt Williams that 1 girl at the bar who keeps staring at me, ppl who dont eat their toenails, Comedians in general and any1 who wants 2 help in the process of me getttttin my own tv show (and then i can put uuuuu on my show. // If i dont know u i prolly wont add u 2 my friends list, not that ur not kool & im not up 2 ur standard of koolness or anything, i jus dont add ppl i dont kno. but if u kno sum1 that knows sum1 that knows me, we'll prolly meet 1 day & then bcum myspace whore buddies 2gether, good deal?deal!

Music:

Check out Epic Savier, The Bealack, Rob D, Felony Fam, Chris Walters, Blakka Sound, Cynnesta, BVC, LXP, DJ Marc ET & DJ Grode on myfriends 4 gr8 music. ____Anything. The Roots, Method Man, Redman, Alicia Keys, Lyfe Jennings, Marvin Gaye, Al Green, Dave Hollister, B.I.G., Kirk Franklin, Westside Connection, Fugees, John Legend, Kanye, Maroon5, NFG, BHG, old Blink, Busta, Missy, Linkin Park, Dre, Em, RHCP, Common, Kanye, Jay, Timbaland, Neptunes, JOE, Ginuwine, Luda, Daddy Yankee, Joe Budden, Luney Tunes, Elephant Man, M.O.P., Sam Cooke,,, on n on. Hip Hop, rock, punk, reggae, club, reggaeton. I consider Paul Wall and Young Jeezy country so i listen 2 that a lil bit also~~ ~~ ~~

Movies:

Check out BetterHollywoodProductions on myfriends 4 sum hillarioussso videos. Goonies, Wedding Crashers, Coming To America, Walk Like a Man, Super Troopers, Half Baked, Hitch, Saw, Saw2, Saw3, Saw4 Stand up comedy, Hitch, Friday, Friday After Next, Walk Like A Man, Office Space, OCeans 11,12,13, Pirates of the Caribbean. I really need 2 b in a movie,, i dont even mind nudity, $'s no object. "Im the man cus I had 2 dates 2 the prom, 1 was ur sister, the other was ur mom"

Television:

ESPN, Comedy Central, BET, MTV, my own show THELLS WORLD..

Books:

The Streak(about basball, not naked ppl), the Bible, Dr. Seuss, Charles Barkley "I may be wrong, but I doubt it"
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Thellie G.
Birthday: March 9
Birthplace: HdG
Current Location: HdGizzle
Eye Color: brown cus im full of it
Hair Color:
Height: 5 7, 130lbs of twisted steel n sex appeal
Right Handed or Left Handed: ambidextrious*i slap azz wit both hands
Your Heritage: amish
The Shoes You Wore Today: AND 1(no other)
Your Weakness: grapes?
Your Fears: smashed grapes?
Your Perfect Pizza: no cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: not fuckin up,,, oops
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: tah
Thoughts First Waking Up: morning wood? whered That come from
Your Best Physical Feature: abs of steel
Your Bedtime: when i fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: if i could remember it, how coul di miss it?
Pepsi or Coke: dirty bong water
MacDonalds or Burger King: turkey
Single or Group Dates: im usually accompanied by4-7 women
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Both
Chocolate or Vanilla: cookiedough
Cappuccino or Coffee: smartees
Do you Smoke: nah dawg
Do you Swear: yea dawg
Do you Sing: only when i talk
Do you Shower Daily: yea dawg, she dont like la sweaty huevos
Have you Been in Love: yea,,, i love dirty bong water
Do you want to go to College: been there done that
Do you want to get Married: y ruin my life so early
Do you belive in yourself: yes,,, and leprechauns
Do you get Motion Sickness: sex on a waterbed?
Do you think you are Attractive: fuk jyea
Are you a Health Freak: ill freak a healthy girl, sure
Do you get along with your Parents: yes,,, but they like me as much as brudder does
Do you like Thunderstorms: ..
Do you play an Instrument: HA,,, 2 easy
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: did u not hear me about the dirty bong waterrrrr
In the past month have you Smoked: ew no, no1 likes 2 kiss an ashtray
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nah,,, i took vicatin n drooled on myself 4 4hours tho 4 after surgery
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes ma'am, n she enjoyeded it
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: amish ppl dont do that, sorry
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not eaten but i do like white girls expressions when shes in b/t me n another black guy
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: black men dont eat out
In the past month have you been on Stage: the worlds a stage and the curtains always up
In the past month have you been Dumped: TAH
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no1 wants 2 get naked around me 4 sum reason
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: jus your hearts :)
Ever been Drunk: drunk off laffterrrr
Ever been called a Tease: teehee
Ever been Beaten up: jus brudder every now n then
Ever Shoplifted: brudder has, hes gangsta
How do you want to Die: on top!!! HA
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: happy and still amish
What country would you most like to Visit: Greece and Euphoria
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: yea,,, cus that matters, jus jokes
Favourite Hair Color:
Short or Long Hair: thick, thin,
Height: black, white, puerto rican or haitian
Weight: call me Roy G. Biv
Best Clothing Style: -cus ive been all over the spectrum
Number of Drugs I have taken: jus tylenol n alcohol,, anything that ends in -ol
Number of CDs I own: Dane Cook Retaliation and Garth Brooks remix cds
Number of Piercings: I wish i could tell u but my azz is quiet on this 1,,,thas a hint
Number of Tattoos: Declaration of Independence on my NoNoSpot
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I may regret doing this survey if it doesnt make u chuckle
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Heroes:

Any1 whos overcome obstacles & haters. ~~'Dont b the Next be the 1st'~~O Thezzle

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Early Retirement... what shall i do?,,, & not do

..> ..> Early retirement... what shall i do?,,, & not do 5 years of coaching in the books. So now what? Any1 have any suggestions?I've gotta few but feel free 2 lemme hear ur voice & opinio...
Posted by THEZZLE on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 08:52:00 PST

IN THE NEXT 25 YEARS...

  Now that im 25 here r some things i think might happen in the next 25 years. -I'll break/tear/dislocate/mangle something else on my body -Still be sexy -1st Black female president - Black fema...
Posted by THEZZLE on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 10:57:00 PST

What I Want in ’08

-World Peace-for ALL the people who owe me $ to pay me back-to see a midget dance to "Get It Shawty"-nothing on my body to bend, break, separate, or go out of place-a tax break-a .500 season for the R...
Posted by THEZZLE on Sat, 22 Dec 2007 11:09:00 PST

You know youre gettin old when...

You know you're getting old when:   -You go to a lot of weddings.    ,,,or maybe you're just foreign & every1 gets married at 15. As long as they own cattle who cares about age...
Posted by THEZZLE on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 05:44:00 PST

MORE ADDED Shirt slogans sum1 will prolly steal n make $ off of

a few shirt slogans... sum i made up, sum i stole but have not seen on a shirt I kno u will want me 2 have a shirt made afteru read this, yea buddy   -U cant have your puddin....   if u...
Posted by THEZZLE on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 07:51:00 PST

Things Thugs Can't Do/Get Away With:

  Things Thugs Can't Do/ Get Away With (it's a shame) 1. Putting on chapstick2. Getting papercuts/wearing bandaids3. Saying the word "Proposterous"4. Drinking with a straw5. Skiing or playin...
Posted by THEZZLE on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:59:00 PST

Rules to Being a Customer- if u eat out please read

 FOR THOSE WHO EAT OUT: RULES TO BEING A CUSTOMER 1- Dont mess with the people that are in charge of your food; this means wait staff, host, cooks, etc. if ur havin a bad day dont take it out on ...
Posted by THEZZLE on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 03:20:00 PST

Ohhhhhh mang- Y u do dis?

I have been tagged by Spankcakes bcus she misssssssssssssses meeeeeee.  Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird random things, facts, or habits about yourself. At t...
Posted by THEZZLE on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 12:55:00 PST

TOP 10 FREESTYLERS

TOP 10 FREESTYLERS- NO ORDER CASSIDY JAY Z LIL WAYNE NAS BIGGIE JADAKISS EMINEM PEEDI PEEDI TUPAC TOM GREEN   ANY1 DISAGREE?...
Posted by THEZZLE on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:02:00 PST

RULES TO THE GAME

(Stolen from Matthew Blethen, but he stole it from sum1 else so that makes it fair. I agree with all but 45,,, u may have a problem if u do.)          RULES TO ...
Posted by THEZZLE on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 02:58:00 PST