Cheese, the inner workings of disturbed minds but not enough to get myself killed over it, body paint, jokes about poo, how clean your underwear is right now, sugar.
If you are an illustrator, I am looking for you. "Razorkill: 666" may look sexy as a graphic novel. Let me know if you think you are up to the task.
Jazz: Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, Cannonball Adderly, Sonny Rollins, Dizzy, Art Farmer, Nathan Davis, Mickey Fields...the greatest.
Rock: Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, mid-Genesis, ELP, Rush, G & R, Zebra, Ann Wilson, Triumph (yes, Triumph, ya bitches!),Filter, Sublime, Rage, Tool...Tool...Tool.
Classical: Mahler, Shostakovich, Brahms, Elliott Carter, Brad Cox, Xenakis, Crumb, Mozart opera, Sanchez-Gutierrez, Ibert, early Schoenberg.
So I Married an Axe Murderer, Searching for Bobby Fischer, Swingers, Elizabeth, Dead Poet's Society, The Seventh Sign, Buffalo 66, Purple Rain, Office Space, Batman Begins, Sybil, P.S., Krull, Modern Problems, Career Opportunities, The Last Seduction, G.I. Jane, Dazed and Confused, Punchline, Good Will Hunting, Jackass, Clerks, Clerks 2. Black Snake Moan, Notes on a Scandal, The Last King of Scotland.Movies that bruised my mind: Blade Runner, 28 Days, Children of Men, The Rapture, Tank Girl.
Law & Order(s): SVU & CI, The Closer, Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations, Scrubs, Battlestar Galactica, South Park...the absolute savior of American society.
Choke, The Crying of Lot 49, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Interview with the Vampire, Jung in general, 16th-century European sex manuals with explanation of how they did it with no dentistry and few baths, how-to books on being a strong female without being a bitch in the new millennium.
Any chick with balls, Eric Cartman, Hunter Thompson, guys who can handle strong women even when they smell, Joe Zuptich, Mickey Fields, artisan cheesemakers of the Midwest, porn stars with self-esteem, bikers, tattoo artists.