My new quote!!! |
"The gourmet, like the artist, is one of the unhappiest creatures in existent. His troubles come from so seldom finding what he constantly seeks... PERFECTION!" -Ludwig Bemelmans Ludwig Bemelmans (Apr...
Posted by on Wed, 03 Jun 2009 14:46:00 GMT |
the idiosynchrasies of life.... |
little things in life amuse me...if there is a fire going on in a building, who stops and reads the fire evacuation route on the wall...you just fucking run until you find a way out!seriously, huge fi...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 03:49:00 GMT |
crazy joke!!! |
On a man's 33rd birthday he gets a package at the Post Office and goes to collect it. At the counter the woman brings his package to him, and the man says, "It's my birthday today." "Oh, happy birthda...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 12:48:00 GMT |
hehe |
Kung Chow called his boss and said: "Hey, boss I not come work today, I really sick. I got headache, stomach ache, leg hurt, I not come work." The boss says: "Kung Chow I really need you today. When I...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:17:00 GMT |
another joke!!! |
Two young men decided to make a bet as to which one of them could make love more times in one night. They agreed that sunrise would be the end of the contest and each went to their respective motel ro...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 22:14:00 GMT |
I SET MY FRIENDS ON FIRE |
Lyrics to Ravenous, Ravenous Rhinos :What the fuck? are we playing?Periodic reverberations of our gaseous medium! Yes, I like sequences and repetitions... But where the hell did you come from?Auditory...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:56:00 GMT |
bad comapny |
BAD COMPANY - FEEL LIKE MAKIN' LOVE
Baby, when I think about youI think about loveDarlin, dont live without youAnd your loveIf I had those golden dreamsOf my yesterdaysI would wrap you in the heaventi...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Nov 2008 22:53:00 GMT |
another wicked one! |
Turn Off Clinton
First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks. Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with m...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:44:00 GMT |
wicked joke!!! |
Mom's Visiting
A man was approached by co-worker at lunch who invited him out for few beers after work. The man said that his wife would never go for it, that she does not allow him to go drinki...
Posted by on Tue, 21 Oct 2008 13:44:00 GMT |
ATREYU - BLOW |
BlowSo fuckin' blow those words out the back of your head,I've heard it all and I'm done with that shit,You tell me lies, and you get what you get,so blow those fuckin' words out the back of your head...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:35:00 GMT |
