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lester the molester

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About Me


i love music, computers, && partying

complete dork & proud of it

favorite colors: blue & green & yellow

currently seeking trustworthy reliable friends

i try not to waste my time on
superficial people

learning to be a minimalist

closet heath nut, organic is the way to go!

favorite food:
hot, creamy delicious
spinach and artichoke dip!

i'm slowly learning not to
sweat the small stuff in life

i definitely believe that living well is the best revenge

beerpong & flipcup enthusiast

favorite band: muse

dream: be a wine guru,
reds are my favs

sometimes i forget about commonsense

not a fan of druggies

my idol: audrey hepburn

currently planning my escape from alaska

self-proclaimed bilinguist

addicted to tattoos

love to travel

i hate liars

i think that, in general,
boys are lame && girls are bitches
but every once in a while
a cool one comes along
I like an escalator because
an escalator can never break,
it can only become stairs.
There would never be an
escalator temporarily out of order sign,
only an
escalator temporarily stairs.
Sorry for the convenience.
- Mitch Hedberg

My Interests

things i like: playing chess. adding to my rock collection. stalking hot dudes. beating up cripples...and old people sometimes. using my inhaler.

How to make a lestermiester
Ingredients:
5 parts competetiveness
5 parts ambition
3 parts empathy
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add emotion to taste! Do not overindulge!

I'd like to meet:

mmm cool people?

"i drew the duck blue
because ive never seen a blue duck before
...and to be honest with ya
i wanted to see a blue duck"

Music:



MUSIC

the bravery. the postal service. brand new. early november. fall out boy. 30 seconds to mars. yellowcard. cafe tacuba. the strokes. taking back sunday. the used. the white stripes. dashboard confessional. hawthorne heights. death cab for cutie. angels & airwaves. hot hot heat. keane. interpol. placebo. h.i.m. the rasmus. evanescence. muse. afi. rufio. blink 182. snow patrol. senses fail. rooney. coheed & cambria. ben jelen. teddy geiger. the ataris. american hi-fi. incubus. red hot chili peppers. fuel. silverchair. weezer. finch. alkaline trio. coldplay. jet. the cure. switchfoot. maroon 5. avenged sevenfold. logans loss. motion city soundtrack. head automatica. the beautiful mistake. goldfinger. the killers. green day. straylight run. armor for sleep. hellogoodbye. everclear. 311. modest mouse. sugarcult. my chemical romance. all-american rejects. flogging molly. shakira. jamisonparker. the juliana theory. the fray. franz ferdinand. hinder. the spill canvas. mae. panic! at the disco. shiny toy guns. the academy is.... gym class heroes. anberlin. lostprophets. matchbookromance. plain white t's. saosin. paramore. dragonforce. a fine frenzy. regina spektor. the kooks. the futureheads. katy perry. metro station.

Movies:



MOVIES

some like it hot. breakfast at tiffanys. superbad. shrek. spanglish. accepted. garden state. chronicles of narnia. lord of the rings. 300. harry potter. pulp fiction. gentlemen prefer blondes. bringing up baby. you can't take it with you. when harry met sally. the philadelphia story. sense and sensibility.

Television:



Books:

anything john grisham && c.s. lewis. i ♥ dr seuss

Heroes:

myself. cus im cool.

Am I cool or uncool? [CLICK] You are Cool !
You're pretty cool! People look at you and think.. 'wow.. that person is cool!' Congratulations. Use your position wisely and teach the dorks below you a thing or two. There's nothing like recruiting a cool person.
Cool quizzes at Go-Quiz.com

My Blog

boys will be boys

my boyfriend kissed a gay guy.....!!! hahahahahaha Fabulous Sean the Gay Man and Hottie-Mc-Hot-Hot Marshall the Strong decided to "kiss cheeks" at the exact same moment. Disaster happened. Oh yes, d...
Posted by lester the molester on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 01:12:00 PST

mi amor

marshall is one hot mother fuckaaaa
Posted by lester the molester on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 10:23:00 PST

....random thoughts 2nd edition....

*im bored as hell. *i had my palm read the other day. apparently im going to die around 50ish and its going to be an accident. but im going to be rich...awesome. *ive learned that life without ranch d...
Posted by lester the molester on Tue, 06 Sep 2005 02:15:00 PST

twins are hot. period.

ok. twins. crazy lookalikes who love to have threesomes with unsuspecting hot young men. right? wrong. pigs. so what are twins? really?ok seriously people. they are just normal brothers or sisters who...
Posted by lester the molester on Wed, 31 Aug 2005 07:30:00 PST

...random thoughts about life...

>>ok so im sitting here in mexico examining life and its meaning and the future and all that good stuff that runs through your head after a major breakup. *tear* im glad its over. less stress ma...
Posted by lester the molester on Mon, 29 Aug 2005 11:34:00 PST