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Disclaimer: Please, please, take everything I say with a grain of salt (and probably a pinch of sugar). I really don't mean most of what I say - the facts are mostly true, but the attitude mostly isn't. OK, enjoy.Currently rockin' it out in Prague, Czech Republic. I teach English to business people. It's not as hard as it sounds. So, Czech party people, go with me to clubs, because most of my friends dont like clubbing, just going to bars.Also, if you, my American amigos, wanna come party with me in Prague (trust me, a very good idea since Prague's pretty much the most beautiful & fun city in the world), hit me up on TheSpace, because I'm taking applications.I'm kinda a badass. I like to steal cars, race them, then dump them & burn them. Also, since I'm not a democrat, that means I like to take the jobs of people in the third world & eat their children. When I'm not working the job that my dad got me right out of middle school in my corner office, ordering around all the people who worked all their lives to make 1/5 the money that I do, I like to play golf while treating my caddy like crap.In pseudo-reality land, I graduated with distinction from the University of Oklahoma with a BA in Letters. I did it in 3 years because I wanted to get the hell out of school... so I could do it all over again in Law School. But, before I do law school I'm going to finish teaching English in Prague and then probably go teach in Asia because I think that would be fun. But as for now, I'm starting a company here in Prague - it's a pub crawl, which I think is pretty appropriate for me. It should be an adventure & all I've got to lose is my startup capital.I'm EuroTrash from Oklahoma. I've lived in Spain and Sweden. I live in Prague. I've partied everywhere else. I try to spend as much time in Europe as I can. Most people from Oklahoma think I'm gay. I'd rather look gay than like a tacky slob.I like to dance, I like to travel, I like to party, and I like chicks. People that I don't like will probably come to hate me because I am a real asshole to morons. Don't be a moron. I will make you feel small. Hell, you probably are small.I'm pretty smart - almost nerdy. I'm a published author, both poetry (I know, how lame, but I'm STILL cooler than you) and short stories. I've even won awards for my writing. I speak decent Spanish and bad Chinese, and read ancient Greek (I've got a tattoo to prove it). I'm totally full of myself, a grade A narcissist, but I'm shy as hell and have low self-esteem. However, you wouldn't know it because I'm a great actor, most people think I'm overly confident (and they're probably right). It's an act. I'm not. I am sar-friggin-castic. Sarcastic to a fault. It's one of the many reasons that people think I'm an asshole when they first meet me. They think I'm serious when I'm oh-so-not. I'm never serious. Hell, when I seem the most serious is generally when I'm the most full of crap.AIM me at ModestStud if you're bored. MSN is [email protected] so you know, I'm not nearly as full of myself as I pretend to be. But, regardless of how many times I mention the fact that this is mostly satire, people still e-mail me and say "why are you so full of yourself, bla bla bla." Please don't e-mail and say this because then you are dumb. Now that you've read all that crap, here's a quiz to see how much your retained... Take my Quiz! and then Check out the Scoreboard!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Important update: I'm told that I'm in an actual relationship. At least my girlfriend twisted my arm until I agreed. That's not really true, I'm happily chained down. That being said, I'm too lazy to change any of the following.I really like to hang out with smart, powerful, strong, confident, sexy people - none of those characteristics specifically involve looks, but they can. Girls and boys that are constantly involved in drama need not apply. I'm pretty chill when it comes to most stuff. I don't feel stress & I prefer to hang with people who don't let stress effect them, either. These are guidelines for any and all.As for girls, I like a girl who knows how to dress. And specifically, I like girls who wear dresses. Sexy ones. I like smart chicks. If we can't hold an intelligent conversation then I'm not even interested in hooking up (in fact, I'm not really "down" with "hookin up"). That sounds stupid, but if you think London is in France (I actually met a chick at a party that said this) then it's just not going to work out. Oh, and Spanish chicks (real ones - their accents are so sexy, so are chicks with dark hair and dark skin - not to say I don't dig blondes, brunettes, and redheads). And Italian chicks (same reasons). And chicks that will call me on my crap (and dish it back out at me).Really, I'm a one-woman kind of guy. I've never cheated on a girl, and the thought of it makes me sick. I have lots and lots of respect for women - you can thank my mom for that. Also, I suck at relationships, I'm shy around cute girls, I almost never date, and I just got out of my longest relationship ever which was 6 months. Also, I've never done "it", and won't until I'm married.I could also meet some dudes. Really, I'm always into meeting new people of every size, shape, color, class, and creed. Except eskimos. I just don't trust them. Oh, and the bushmen of Australia. And really, I can say whatever I want about either group because they don't have electricity & therefore don't have the internet! Hahaha! Actually, I'd like to meet each group in their natural habitat. Or at a club. That would be funny.This is Spy Bar, Stockholm, Sweden.You've got to be 25 to get in as a general rule - but it's a clever way to keep out the normal people. All the guide books say "go look at this club and watch all the beautiful and famous people walk in. Don't even try to go if you're not surrounded by money and women." I went with 2 dudes on a Friday night, talked with the bouncers for a few seconds, and they let us right in. This place is jacked because I know 26 yearold good looking Swedish dudes who have tried 20 times to get in to this place and have been turned down each time. Funny story about this place is about me and some rich dude that had been buying tons of chicks drinks all night. Well, 3am rolls around and I'm dancing with some girls when this guy's friend walks up and says, "you know he wants you, right?" gesturing at this old rich dude. I say, "excuse me?" and he repeats it. So I say, "sorry, I'm only into chicks." He says, "well, do you wanna make some money anyway?" insinuating that this dude will pay me for sex. I'm stunned, and say "no thanks, I'm cool." and he goes, "well fuck you, then," and walks away. Now that's funny. Then, when we left at 3:30, there were about 40 people still in line, waiting in the snow for this damn club. Come on, these people were willing to pay $25 to get in, $5 for the coat check, and then $15 for a drink, so that they could hang out for 30 minutes in this club just so they could say that they made it inside. That's so lame.

My Blog

GAS OUT Rant

I'm not intending this to insult anybody at all. I'm sure most people actually think this is all true, but this is my take on the GAS OUT thing where we're not supposed to pump gas on the 17th of May,...
Posted by on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 18:42:00 GMT

Baby Rant 4/10/2007

So, I hate "Baby on Board" signs.  What the hell do parents think that's going to do?  Make me drive safer?  Make me slow down?  Make me peer into their window so I can see just ho...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 07:01:00 GMT

Religion "vs." Evolution Rant 4/9/2007

People who think that evolution isn't a fact are ignorant.People who think that evolution is a way of disproving God's existence & creationism are equally ignorant.People who have metal sticker th...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Apr 2007 16:15:00 GMT

Rant 04/07/2007

I'm pretty much tired of people who can't drive. Driving tests need to be about 30 minutels long, should completely ignore parallel parking since it's mostly worthless, and should involve a driving gr...
Posted by on Sat, 07 Apr 2007 15:38:00 GMT

Semi-Daily Rant for April 3rd

Why is moonlight called moonlight? It's just the reflection of the sun off of the moon.Similarly, if you look at the sun in a mirror, you shouldn't call it sunlight, it should be magically transformed...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 12:08:00 GMT

The Protest is On this St. Patrick's Day!

THE PROTEST IS ON!!!!!I'm officially boycotting the color green on St. Patrick's Day. In fact, I'm so into this that I'm not even going to step on grass all day tomorrow. Not only that, but I'm comple...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 15:40:00 GMT

A Valentine's Blog

Chicks: Read this! Your life depends on it...I'm taking late applications for Valentine's Day. Not that I don't have to work anyway. But for fun, ladies can comment this post & we'll see what happ...
Posted by on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 13:43:00 GMT

The Disney Music Center in LA. Lots of pictures & angles.

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Posted by on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 14:22:00 GMT

August 17, 2006. My last night in old Venice

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Posted by on Thu, 24 Aug 2006 05:57:00 GMT

Berlin Love Parade minus the freaks

This is the 2nd installment of my 2006 Berlin Love Parade pictures. No freaks or fatties in this one, just pictures of huge crowds of people, Paul Van Dyk, the Brandenburg Gate, the Victory Column, a...
Posted by on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:03:00 GMT