August the sixth |
They planned their first kiss in a state ofabsolutely untouchable elation.At first it was just a flirty joke,a choppy, sarcastic discussion of the basics:Duration, spontaneity,hair ruffling,gusto,nibb...
Posted by on Wed, 06 Aug 2008 06:30:00 GMT |
Proposal for Tate Modern |
Every exhibit in the Tate Modern isremade from memory by Nicolas Serota (Tate Director).He is given two hours to complete the work.The reproductions are all half the original size.Night falls.The gal...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:12:00 GMT |
Public sculpture |
Sculpture which looks more and more aggravatedevery time a bird shits on it.Sculpture which says fucking hell louder and louderevery time a bird shits on it.Sculpture which cries every time a bird shi...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:10:00 GMT |
Photo album |
A photo of Bill Cosby throwing a snowball at you.A photo of that snowball getting struck by lightning.A photo of Bill Cosby with two thumbs up next to a neon sign that says:That snowball would’v...
Posted by on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 05:09:00 GMT |
Twenty or thirty sculptures |
I made a sculpture of the space where the sculpture was going to go.Then I made a sculpture of you looking at the sculpture.Then I made a sculpture of you sat thinking about the sculpture.Then ...
Posted by on Wed, 30 Jan 2008 06:18:00 GMT |
Bread is a broom |
I can't draw.My pigs always look like cows, etc. etc.It's not a problem though.I've adjusted.Whenever I need to draw a cow,I just step up to the plate and sketch a pig.There's your cow.You can keep th...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 12:55:00 GMT |
Little explorers |
Fallen eyelashes fromevery human evercling to clothesand stick to elbows,silently travellingthe globe in theirbillions.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 09:16:00 GMT |
The Museums |
Everybody should have their own museum when they die.A vast celebration of a life led.Detailed commemorations showcasing the wonder ofeach human existence.Perhaps the clothes you're wearing now could...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Dec 2007 12:07:00 GMT |
The snowflake and the hailstone |
Once upon a time a snowflake and a hailstone fell from neighbouring clouds. Being civilised, they had a little chat on the way down. The snowflake cleared his crystal throat and asked,"Where are you h...
Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 10:54:00 GMT |
Schlechteste und beste |
Some people are much better than others. More empathetic, more talented, more this, more that. Somebody is the best person alive, somebody's the worst. Sometimes the best person slips from the top spo...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 08:52:00 GMT |
