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Smart Ass

Will rassle for food....

About Me

Please do not try to add your band to my friends list, do not send a friend request without emailing me first, and please, please when you do write, try to use some legible grammar - Thanks. Additionally, if you have any pictures of you posing all tough without a shirt on, please don't waste your time, or mine. ____________________________________________________________ __ An independent, career-minded transplant from NY, living it up on the beaches of sunny San Diego....Missing NY, but loving the beach, so it evens out for now I guess. I work in politics and work WAY too much - but I try to play hard too. I'm a graduate from U-Mass, Amherst, with a degree in Film Studies and Public Relations. I love sleep, but my schedule doesn't permit me to get as much rest as I would like. I dislike smelly people.......so stinkers need not apply. Also hate wearing socks, and white sweat socks in general (especially when I see men wearing white sweatsocks with black shoes and a suit - UGH). I have a death fear of two things: 1) Mannequins and 2)Spiders. I detest other people's feet touching my bare skin and also dislike the over use of exclamation points and horrible grammar. I love my friends, I love my family, and I love my dogs (and anyone else's dogs for that matter too)!! I also have a weakness for nerdy, but tall & manly smart guys. I think and live outside the lines. I consider myself to be pretty openminded to a lot of things, but can be set in my ways too. I like to try new things and change up my routine as often as possible - variety is the spice of life (horrible cliche, but so true). Some people tend to think I am abrasive due to my bluntness, but quite frankly, I don't care to waste my time beating around the bush....Plus Im a big ole softy on the inside when I want to be. Im a fun, and kinda crazy, what you see is what you get, sarcastic, smart ass girl who is looking to have a good time and meet some new people.......Remember, life is a trip you only take once. Stay inside insanity and if all else fails, TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF! Home | Browse | Search | Invite | Film | Mail | Blog | Favorites | Forum | Groups | Events | Videos | Music | Comedy | Classifieds

My Interests

Everything....Good food and good conversation with friends....enjoying a nice cocktail(s).....film, CHEESE, photography, travel, Yankee Baseball, COOKING, eating, reading, dogs, grammar, PROPER MANNERS, heckling Red Sox fans, acting silly, honesty, playing with matches, good music of any kind, BBQ, intelligent conversations and debates, road trips, drinking cheap mexi beer on the beach, cooking, trying new things, running with scissors or knives, trap/target shooting, playing chess, staring at people without realizing, bubble baths, my dogs, dorky guys, reading page six and nerve(esp EM&LO), looking directly into the sun, coloring (living and thinking) outside the lines....AND NOT SMOKING CIGS ANYMORE!!!! (Or at least trying not to!)test

I'd like to meet:

I do not want to meet anyone too crazy, but partially crazy is OK by me. Fun, intelligent, well mannerd, career-minded, interesting people that can teach me new things and/or show me a good time. People with fine taste in food and wine, random insecurities, motivation and a good sense of self and life. Also, cute, tall, smart,nerdy men....

Music:

all types....especially reggae (especially dancehall) hip hop, jungle/drum and bass/breaks and classic rock. No crazy metal shit. (Some specifics: Van Morrison, Portishead, Bjork, Louis Prima, Otis Redding, BIG, WU, Buju Banton, Culture, Royksopp, Sade, Damien Rice, the Cure, Sunday Afternoon, Bob Marley, Kanye, Nas, Tribe, Outkast, Madonna, Peaches, Stones, Kenny Rodgers, The Smiths and more that I can't think of right now)

Movies:

Well I studied film in college, so this is a tough one....DONNIE DARKO, Apoc. Now, GOONIES, Old School, Ali:Fear Eats the soul, Breathless; Vivra sa Vie, The Ice Storm, Persona, The Warriors, Nosferatu, Dazed and Confused, Usual Suspects, Run Lola Run, M, Dossier 51, Office Space, The Passion of Joan of Arc(Dryer), Black Hawk Down, The Bicycle Thief, Ossessione, The Postman Always Rings Twice, Sunset Blvd., Written on the Wind, Kiss me Deadly, The Apartment, The American Soldier, L'Avventura, Super Troopers, Magnolia, Party Girl, and now Kill Bill V1, The bitter Tears of Petra Von Kant..................Too Many to list

Television:

Law and Order, The Simpsons, Sex and the city, West Wing,anything on food network, 90210, The OC, CNN/Headline/Fox News.......

Books:

Anarchy of the Imagination, The Giving Tree, My Method (Rossellini), Disco Bloodbath, Anything by David Sedaris, Emily Post, Memoirs of a Geisha, Stranger Than Fiction, The Chicago Manual of Style, the Dictionary, Kitchen Confidential and many more.....

Heroes:

Reiner Werner Fassbinder, Don Mattingly, The Dhali Lama, My Parents....AND.....Chunk http://archive.salon.com/people/feature/2000/04/12/chunk/