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Jori

Apparently 'dillweed' is one word.

About Me


I still like cheese. Melted, cubed, shredded, sliced, sprinkled. It's an obsession. I'm happily married. I fancy myself a poet, but not a great one. I'm a mother. Potty training might kill me. I still want to own a pair of Jimmy Choos. But, I'd settle for a comfortable pair of slippers. I dig clever print ads. I highly appreciate dry, sarcastic and hidden humor. I don't like being called chic or babe unless its by a female friend. I'm a caddy gossip. I'm not proud of it. I suffer from lousy self-esteem. Personally successful but a professional failure. I both love and loathe my family. I excel at spending non-existent funds by purchasing needless items. I have a cavity I refuse to get filled. It's really starting to hurt. I have manic tendencies. I love to dance. I have the heart but not the feet.

My Interests


Dance, music, writing, shoes, purses, shoes, childrens books, cheetos, shoes. Oh, and, um, shoes.

I'd like to meet:

Meet? As in hypothetically? I would love to have met Audrey Hepburn. Her style and grace is timeless. She was a classic beauty. My Great-Grandpa Charlie, Maya Angelou, Isadora Duncan, Dylan Thomas.

As far as in the present...I'd just like to meet new people and stay in touch with old pals. Swell, huh?View All Friends | View Blog | Add Comment

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Music:

Foo Fighters, The Donnas, Green Day, Fallout Boy, Indigo Girls, Snoop Dog, Kanye West, Edie Brickell, Linkin Park, Tu Pac, Jay Z, Lynyrd Skynyrd, Steve Miller Band, Motley Crue, AC/DC, Mary Chapin Carpenter, The Cranberries, Missy Elliot, CCR, Bob Seger, Bruce Spingstein, John Mellencamp, Johnny Cash, INXS, Jimmy Buffet, J Lo, Earth Wind & Fire, Joshua Kadison, The Association, Fleetwood Mac, Alana Davis, Morphine, Bob Marley, Queen, Tori Amos, Elton John, Billie Holiday, Frank Sinatra, Garth Brooks, Poisen, Nirvana, Kelly Clarkson, Siouxsie and the Banshees, Sophie B. Hawkins, Blondie

Movies:

Breakfast at Tiffany's, Roman Holiday, Funny Face, Sabrina, The Breakfast Club, Say Anything, John Hughes movies in general, Cameron Crowe movies, (gulp) Flashdance (I know, just keep it to yourself), Chicago, blah,blah, blah.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Ugly Betty, So You Think You Can Dance, Two and A Half Men, King of Queens, college football.

Books:

Shit, no one will want to be my friend after this. I like to read Harry Potter books. Like really isn't the word, love, obsess, adore, delight in it. I don't think I've read anything truly intelligent since college. Sorry.

I am, however, a mag reader. W, Cosmo, Glamour, Vanity Fair, Rolling Stone. Eh-hem, and now, Parents and American Baby.

Heroes:

My mother, my sister and mostly Aaron. He risks his life everyday, with no thank yous and mostly f*&K yous.