I would like to meet James Hetfield, cause he kicks ass. Jack Black, cause he'll rock your socks off. I would like to meet any of most of the Ninjas that Trevor would like to meet. I would like to meet Dio, cause he's Dio. I would like to meet Steve Vai and Joe Satriana, cause they are freakin amazing. I would like to meet Alyssa Milano, cause I heard she was tryin to get ahold of me. I would like to meet Papa Smurf to see what was really goin on there. I would like to meet Kirk Hammett, cause I like his rhythmic and harmonic ideas. I would like to meet the other me that Dave Mustaine was singin about. I would like to meet Slash; cause he rips, and it's impressive how he smokes and plays and doesn't catch his damn hair on fire. Or atleast singes it pretty good. Or atleast noticeably singes it mildly ok. I would like to meet Hugh Hefneer, cause he owes me money. I would like to meet Jonny Depp, cause he's a badass. Lastly, and most important of all. I would like to meet the guy who said Verizon has the fewest dropped calls, cause he sucks and needs to be punched in the throat.