I'm a laid-back, banter-loving mixture of lethargy and life. I am studying accountancy and finance which sounds incredibly boring but I actually quite like. Maybe that's because I'm boring, though. I have three years of study and then I'm off travelling again. I think after all that hard work I'll deserve some beach time. After that I really want to work for a charity or NGO, possibly Africa, but who knows. Of course this might all change but I like to have a plan. Whatever happens I will always have a smile on my face due to having some brilliant people around me.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Joseph Thomas Williams
Birthday: 19/06/1982
Birthplace: Nottingham, England
Current Location: Nottingham, England
Eye Color: Blue and green with a cheeky bit of brown.
Hair Color: Brown
Height: 187cm
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage:
The Shoes You Wore Today: Trainers
Your Weakness: I don't speak a foreign language. I can be too laid back and not take advantage of opportunities or enjoy experiences to their maximum potential.
Your Fears: Spiders, people standing behind me when I'm at a great height.
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese, tomato and pepperoni and pineapple.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Hmmmm, well, I'd like to pass all my exams. On a more personal note I'd like to do some things I've never done before. I don't know what but I want them to be unusual. Also I'd like to find someone to do them with. I want to get healthier, play some sport and start swimming.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I say 'haha' lots but that's because I chat with funny people. Maybe 'wow', but, again, people I chat to often say things that wow me.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Just ten more minutes in bed....
Your Best Physical Feature: Teeth
Your Bedtime: Around 12 week nights, variable at weekends.
Your Most Missed Memory: Travel-2-Teach and epic nights turning into mornings turning into afternoons (I never made the following evening) in Sheffield.
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Neither
Single or Group Dates: Group....but sometimes single, I'm not very good at these 'or' questions.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla. These questions are crap.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Water. Will the excitement ever stop?
Do you Smoke: Nope, not any more
Do you Swear: Occasionally and when it's needed.
Do you Sing: Badly
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes
Do you want to go to College: I'm doing a professional qualification at the moment and I love it. I've really missed studying. However, it's pretty tough working and studying but I love the feeling of working towards something.
Do you want to get Married: Maybe. I'm pretty easy either way. If my partner really wanted to get married then that would be fine. I wouldn't want a church wedding though as I've never been religious. In fact, I know nothing about religion so I think it would be hypocritical. However, I would spend as little as possible. Weddings are ridiculously expensive in my humble opinion. I'd rather take the pressure off the day and just have fun. I could spend the money on a million other things which would make me happier.
Do you belive in yourself: Overall, yes.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: To some people, yes. If I walk into a room of people I don't assume any of them will find me attractive, but I don't assume that all of them won't.
Are you a Health Freak: Well. After abusing my body for about seven years with oven pizza, cheap whisky and no exercise, my body finally had had enough. After some worrying but thankfully not serious health issues I have had a bit of a change around in life style. Jogging, pilates and vegetables have entered my life and I like it.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, they've been very good to me
Do you like Thunderstorms: Love them
Do you play an Instrument: Sadly not. Whistling is about as melodic as I get.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes, although a month off the booze is something I'd like to do although it's always 'next month'
In the past month have you Smoked: No No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No, I hate mall shopping.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, I'm not sure if they are sold in England, I'm not a big cookie fan (they are cookies, right?)
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No. I do quite like it though. Stafford isn't really a sushi place.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Nope, we only have public swimming pools in Stafford so it's not worth getting arrested just to dangle my bits
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Definitely not
Ever been Drunk: Once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: Yep
Ever been Beaten up: Never even been in a fight. I think I'd probably snap if I was in a proper fight.
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: Either jumping out of a plane with no parachute after a week long party fuelled with sex, drugs and rock and roll, or in my sleep.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Happy
What country would you most like to Visit: Brazil.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue
Favourite Hair Color: Blonde
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: 5"8
Weight: Not fussed
Best Clothing Style: Nude
Number of Drugs I have taken: Excuse me Mr officer, muuuurderer.
Number of CDs I own: I have no idea
Number of Piercings: Zero
Number of Tattoos: Zero
Number of things in my Past I Regret: A few
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!I hope to have a pet dog one day. I've never had a pet as my mum doesn't like animals but I've always wanted one. I think a golden retriever. But I need to become more responsible first.To see if you are actually the chosen one, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles. Now, whilst doing this, draw circles in the air with your right hand in an anticlockwise motion. If you can't do it then it just means you're a bit less amazing (but still probably really amazing). I wish this map would update. I really want to get someone from Antarctica to view my profile. But if you're reading this and Antarctican (?) then it will already have logged you. Do they even have the net in Antarctica?
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