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haystacks

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About Me

Twas on a stary night when it was pissin it down with milk that my mother gave birth to me, i remember it like it was tomorrow, 15th march 1984, i think it was a thursday, oh yeah thats right cos i had to re-new my membership up the working mens club that day plus 19 years. But how is this possible when it was car boot day lst sunday, fuck nose but jam sandwiches are nice, even on a saturday when the world goes backwards and the cars startWHAT THE FUCK AM I ON ABOUT!i am a big bastard and with that i like big fun big dinners and big binge sesh's. NUFF got some QUALITY motto's. and if hannah reads this then yeah i do wanna hump you for a good couple of hours then fuck you off for someone else, hah, av it!i love football pool poker and your mum, AV IT!

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My Interests

footy (support the villa), tunes, tarts and getting pissed, i like money and other bits of paper with the queens head on it, also im a keen pool player i currently play at the local rileys we aint a bad team and we always have a good laf on match days, i have just won my singles league, but it was only division 5, i beat the 2 time world champion chris melling recently. i am now in division 3. i like darts and chuckin stuff over womans faces. i also love to play a bit on guitar and bass and can do a small bit on drums, i love to write lyrics and can also do a bit of writing on guitar but aint that good yet, aint bein big headed but im shit hot at lyrics, WUP!

I'd like to meet:

don vito,jack black and KG, the elephant man and my dads mum and dad, also i psycho therapist. ha ha ha i just said pist without being told off

Music:

fuck my arse where do i start, well lets start of with slaggin of dance music ITS FUCKIN SHIT AND I HATE IT! IT SMELLS OF FISH AND TWATS! there iv done that and i feel better. i love arctic monkeys also i love slipknot so maybe im a bit of an oddball either that or just backwards a few lads i know have a band called the crooks check em out on myspace listen to whiskey its the shits. anyway back to me i like tenacious D, limpbizkit, muse, sabbath, 36crazyfists, buzzcocks, yeah yeah yeahs, billy talent, korn, blink182, transplants, the jam, the jamm (tribute to the jam), chas and dave, staind, system of a down, my chemical romance, dezerter(an old polish punk band), disturbed, kings of leon, papa roach(the old school papa roach that is), queens of the stone age, foo fighters, stone sour, white stripes, cKy, jayZ and linkin park, flyleaf and my band which will be comin somewhere in the near future AV IT!

Movies:

my fave film stars my fave actor, saving private ryan with tom hanks, also i like any film with adam sandler, other films i like are any war films, feild of dreams and amber pays the rent. i also love jackass and dirty sanchez and maybe one day i will be in my own film

Television:

only fools and horses and auf wiedersehen pet, jackass wildboyz and viva la bam, nuff said oh yeah and maybe you will see me in my own television programme

Books:

prob summat at school to far back to remember, if not then i read a magazine the other day, well it was mainly pictures........i dont really wanna say what it was called tho........ sorry! but you will see me in..... you guessed it..... my very own magazine or book one day

Heroes:

spider man, jack black and kyle gass from tenacious D, andy pipkin, tom hanks and adam sandler, fred durst, joey jordison and corey taylor from slipknot the legend himself don vito and my dad. and you will have me as your hero one day

My Blog

graffitti, its appropriate in places but..........

graffitti, its appropriate in places but when little bastards are going round spraying there shitty little logos around my town it pisses me off.im a tax payer and maybe someday you little shits will ...
Posted by haystacks on Wed, 23 Jan 2008 09:01:00 PST

dont judge a book by its cover

just went to see slipknot and they was fuckin awesomeeverything you cud imagin them to be they wasi rest my case that even tho they wear masks that they may seem cheesey but at the end of the day ther...
Posted by haystacks on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 03:41:00 PST

read this shit

There were thousands of daysas we traveled down Church Road,and I remember my uncle on his last dayand how I would kill to shake his hand again. And on goes the battle of years upon years. My Fat...
Posted by haystacks on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 04:08:00 PST

chris melling the 2time world pool champ

this new pic is a pic of me and chris melling, im the big cunt on the right, chris melling is the two time world champion of pool, i met him at rileys on a presentation night for the nuneaton pool lea...
Posted by haystacks on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 07:50:00 PST

how do i get the girl of my dreams

she is dressed in all of me stretched across my shame all the torment and the pain leaks through and covers me id do anything to have her to myself just to have her for myself but i dont know what to ...
Posted by haystacks on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 01:48:00 PST