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Joe

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About Me

Amazing shape of human form makes fun happy time for all at domicile or work space! Come see amazing shape of human form in action as it simulates everyday lifestyle of literate land monkies. Bear witness to the awesome spectacle that will occur apon receiving verbal communication with said form; the exuberant, guttural noises that spill from your abdomen will cause much joy akin to a party like its 1999! Now showing at a grocery supply outlet, of low quality, near you, TODAY!

ONE DAY I HOPE TO DANCE THIS WELL!!!

My Interests

Computers mainly. Movies and video games and the means of obtaining them illicitly.

Music:

Music is good. It makes you feel horny while filling the milk box. Makes you want to corner one of those quiet emplyees that just started and show them things a catholic priest wouldn't do. This is why my doctor said I'm not allowed to listen to music when I'm outside the hospital.

Heroes:

Fred McFeely Rodgers. i called him Mr.

My Blog

un holy fucksticks

hah. i forgot the email i signed up with to use myspace. just remembered it. now i can type here again. uh, so lesse...i've managed to make second man on nightcrew(thru no particular fault of my own),...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 07:08:00 PST

i stared into the void today...

Its kinda funny the weird shit that comes to mind when you are just doing things you dont even need to think about to do. Today I was crushing cardboard at work, a task that might involve 5% of your b...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 05 Aug 2006 06:57:00 PST

HELP GEORGE FUCK A CAMEL AND GET A FREE RINGTONE*

oh bloggy blog blog. ive purposly been avoiding myspace for quite some time. no real reason, just have been, like when i avoid checking my bank account, knowing its overdrawn, and hoping if i dont not...
Posted by Joe on Fri, 28 Jul 2006 08:12:00 PST

robots are not precisely our friends, but perhaps lovers indeed...

havent blogged in a bit. still working. lost about 2.00 an hour but that cost of living makes up for it. been messing around with the ps2 and psp. installed a harddrive for a work buddy. hell, i been ...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 06:16:00 PST

WERKING!

fucking finally. had to kill 5 midgets and sex up countless womans, but i got a fucking job again. working night crew full time at the local kroger. can you believe that shit? there is a waiting list...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 18 Feb 2006 07:25:00 PST

traffic school, what a joke.

so i just completed traffic school in 1 hour. didnt learn a damn thing. just basically copy and pasted the entire dmv manual into word and then searched for any questions answer. i dont really see the...
Posted by Joe on Sat, 28 Jan 2006 06:54:00 PST

stuffed burrito fucktards jesus i hate your dumb necktie.

texas is crazy. thunderstorms here are cool beans. i fukking lost the blog i was typing because i wasnt paying attention and somehow opened a new url. now i hate msn. FUCK YOU MSN! anyhow ill try to e...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 07:18:00 PST

plugged back in

tired, in texas. sleepy. im back on the net! a real update soon!
Posted by Joe on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 05:27:00 PST

Unplugged

im going offline. wont be back till texas. sorry if this is a bit aburpt, i didnt plan on leaving this soon, but circumstances expediated my departure. i misspelled alot, time is of the essence and sp...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 03 Jan 2006 08:06:00 PST

virgin slushie burrito

so i find myself downloading a whole lot of 80's music cause some bastard thinks i have taste. so i made a list and now i want to hear the songs. eyes without a face is probably one of billy idols bet...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 20 Dec 2005 07:26:00 PST