Joel

I'd like to meet:

Well, considering "Moses" and other historical figures aren't using the internet these days, I'll settle for people from my past and anyone else that's interesting and doesn't figure out a way to piss me off. Not that that's a tough thing to do.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: I AM
Birthday: September 27th, 1975
Birthplace: San Leandro, CA
Current Location: My ass is currently planted firmly in my computer chair.
Eye Color: Blue / Grey / Green
Hair Color: Dark Brown
Height: Six Feet
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: Italian, Scottish, French, American Indian
The Shoes You Wore Today: Who the fuck cares?
Your Weakness: My family.
Your Fears: Not being a good mate and parent.
Your Perfect Pizza: Pepperoni, Green Peppers, Onions, Sausage, Olives.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I'd like to make ten million dollars doing nothing more than having sex w/ my gf.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: "ROFL", "LMAO", "LOL"
Thoughts First Waking Up: "I wonder if I'll have time to have sex before work?"
Your Best Physical Feature: Legs
Your Bedtime: Whenever my eyes can't focus on any one thing anymore.
Your Most Missed Memory: HAHAHA! What a stupid fuckin' question! How can I miss a memory I can't remember?
Pepsi or Coke: Neither.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King.
Single or Group Dates: Single...unless my gf is interested in the other girl and wants to get some action w/ her.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Neither.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Neither
Do you Smoke: *looks at his avatar* Nope.
Do you Swear: Fuck no!
Do you Sing: Only when I'm in a good mood.
Do you Shower Daily: There's people who don't?!?! Fuckin' pigs!
Have you Been in Love: Yes.
Do you want to go to College: Nope.
Do you want to get Married: Eventually, yes.
Do you belive in yourself: Always.
Do you get Motion Sickness: Somewhat.
Do you think you are Attractive: In my own way.
Are you a Health Freak: Heh heh heh........
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time.
Do you like Thunderstorms:
Do you play an Instrument: Yes.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: As we speak.
In the past month have you Smoked: .......didn't we just cover this?? Stupid repeating piece of shit.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Legal? Yes. Everyday of my life.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Yes.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Not for pleasure.
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: People who stick raw fish in their mouths for consumption need their heads examined.
In the past month have you been on Stage: No.
In the past month have you been Dumped: No.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Fuck no.
Ever been Drunk: Heh heh heh....
Ever been called a Tease: Nope.
Ever been Beaten up: That one time.
Ever Shoplifted: Not a fuckin' chance.
How do you want to Die: Violently....very very violently....I want to suffer for a LONG time.....WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS?!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Uhhhh......
What country would you most like to Visit: Scottland.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Green
Favourite Hair Color: Red
Short or Long Hair: Long
Height: Not taller than me.
Weight: As long as her stomache doesn't stick out further than her tits, we're ok.
Best Clothing Style: Professional.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Oh, wow....uhhh.... lots?
Number of CDs I own: Dozens?
Number of Piercings: Two.
Number of Tattoos: None.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Nothing.

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