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*courtney j*

... and in the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

About Me

hi! im courtney. im 25 and live in new haven, ct. i dont litter. im the best driver out there. i have the best memory ever. i refuse to dance unless im at least 7 drinks deep. i have a REDICULOUS fear of tornados. oh, and i am also -hands down- the worst joke/story teller of all time.

My Interests

i love: !!!!!SURPRISES!!!!(except when you tell me about the surprise first. for example, saying "i have a surprise for you!" is not cool. now its not a f-ing surprise anymore... )sorry- anyway, camping, movies, espresso martinis, my friends, FAMILY, tetris, sleeping, spooning, partying, laughing, music, spinach, road trips, fast cars, pugs, getting lost, vacations, the lake, babies, pedicures, the beach, republicans, back rubs, aruba, thunderstorms, cranium, jagerbombs, car bombs, beer pong, flip cup (or, any drinking game really) the bar, my kitten eli, playing cards, setback, winning, the RED SOX, singing while driving, swimming,laying out, the boat, PHOTOGRAPHY... things i DONT like.... bees- im allergic, people that chew with their mouth open, getting interrupted, mustangs, hangovers, losing, liars, meat heads, spiders, mosquito bites, tornados! tornado warnings! yankee fans and their loud ass claps ( even the way they clap is cocky)! cheap assholes, bad tippers, bad drivers (worst road rage ever, lol) show offs, and close talkers.

I'd like to meet:


Your Gemini Drinking Style
You can drink without changing their behavior much. You're so naturally chatty and short-attention-spanned that it's just hard to tell sometimes. You amaze people by conversing with finesse and allusions, then doing something to belie an extremely advanced state of intoxication, like puking in your shoe.You possess the magic ability to flirt successfully (and uninfuriatingly, which is very tricky) with several people at once. You like to order different cocktails every round -- repetition is boring! You may create a drinking theme (like yellow drinks: beer, sauvignon blanc and limoncello) for your own amusement.
Your Signature Cocktails
Easily bored Geminis need some stimulation in their drinks -- those with two parts, like a black and tan (or just a double), are particularly appealing. Otherwise, you'll drink all over the map, ordering frou-frou drinks to add to you collection of cocktail monkeys or going for whiskey rocks because you're feeling rather noir. Gemini rules the herb anise -- home-infused anise vodka is sure to win you over.
Your Celebrity Drinking Buddies
Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, Kylie Minogue, the Olson Twins, Colin Farrell, Ice Cube, Natalie Portman, and Mr. T What's Your Alcohoroscope?

Your Political Profile


Overall: 60% Conservative, 40% Liberal
Social Issues: 75% Conservative, 25% Liberal
Personal Responsibility: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Fiscal Issues: 50% Conservative, 50% Liberal
Ethics: 25% Conservative, 75% Liberal
Defense and Crime: 100% Conservative, 0% Liberal How Liberal / Conservative Are You?

Music:

hmm...the beatles, MxPx, stp, nofx, bright eyes, diggable planets, jack johnson, james taylor, afi, biggie, modest mouse, sublime, nin, led zepplin, blind melon, pink floyd, the used, cindy lauper, the roots, 311, grateful dead, soundgarden, paul simon, live, the who, blackalicious, old foo fighters, smashing pumpkins, goldfinger, tribe, alice in chains, garden state soundtrack, new kids on the block, beastie boys, white stripes, pennywise, rolling stones, silverchair, steely dan, tom petty, michael jackson, al green, chilli peppers, WEEZER, stabbing westward, duran duran, amy winehouse, billy joel, elton john, journey, just to name a few...a couple pics from the weezer show 10/11/05 i took them with my camera phone so they kinda suck

Movies:

willy wonka, napoleon dynamite, big fish, finding neverland, 25th hour, anchorman, dumb and dumber, wedding crashers, old school, fever pitch, almost famous, royal tenembaums, spun, kill billl, gone with the wind, waiting for guffman, fried green tomatoes, steel magnolias, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, kindegarten cop lol, wizard of oz, blood lake (rent it!) charlie and the chocolate factory (i loved it, shut up) PLAINS TRAINS AND AUTOMOBILES, christmas vacation, life is beautiful, its a wonderful life, rent, jarhead, so i married an axe murderer, waynes world, high fidelity, kids, gummo (even though its the most fucked up movie ive ever seen....) mean girls, empire records, V FOR VENDETTA, love and sex, the deer hunter, mall rats, clerks, chasing amy, last house on the left, walk the line, true romance, boondock saints, the departed, march of the penguins, ...im sure i left a million out, but you get the picture....

Television:

all of the rediculous reality shows on VH1 and MTV, INTERVENTION (even though im never home to see it, they moved it to friday nights. wtf) HGTV, SCRUBS, THE OFFICE

Books:

the curious incident of the dog in the night time, running with scissors, the memory keepers daughter, the five people you meet in heaven, for one more day, angela's ashes, a prayer for owen meany... not sure ive ever read a book i didnt like. it would be impossible to remember all of them let alone list them. oh yeah and anything steven king.

Heroes:

my mom... the best, most hard working, greatest, smartest, prettiest, funniest mom to EVER have lived. 4/27/59 - 7/11/01 i miss you everyday
C Casual
O Overwhelming
U Unnatural
R Radiant
T Terrific
N Neglected
E Extreme
Y Yummy
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My Blog

CAMPING PICS!!! finally...

Ok so here are the long awaited camping pictures. now you can all stop hounding me :)   Gaysville VT here we come!!!! still driving.... Geoffrey driving. That was an adventure all in itself. a...
Posted by *courtney j* on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 02:57:00 PST

try this!

> > Birth Test> > Once you have discovered your Birth Number, forward this email to the >rest> > of your friends, including the one who sent this to you.> > Put your number in the Subject and Pass it ...
Posted by *courtney j* on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 12:25:00 PST