i got robbed by a homo thug... true story |
I got robbed by a dude with Ugz boots on. The dude looked thugged out as hell but when I looked down he had on ugz.. I was just about to give him my wallet when...Jonny Penn: Okay sir, here is my wall...
Posted by on Sat, 14 Feb 2009 05:55:00 GMT |
Company party recap + Jonny Penn Vs Melvin Beef |
I brought home so much damn BBQ's chicken from that party. I have enough to feed a small army, or rosie odonnel for two days. I dont have to buy lunch until August! Ya'll gonna see me in the break ...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Jan 2009 06:26:00 GMT |
Jonnys Resolutions |
Jonny Penn's List of things to do in 2009Find a way to sell that "weed gift card" that my jamaican friend gave me for xmas.Step my game up and start buying widescreen porn instead of fullscreen.Attemp...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Jan 2009 09:13:00 GMT |
I went to see highschool musical 3. (read b4 u judge me, lol) |
so i took my lil cousin to see Highschool musical 3 for his birthday...I know that sounds like a sweet and nice thing for me to do, but my lilcousin is 20 years old. he really wanted to see it...timot...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Nov 2008 20:46:00 GMT |
The reason i love halloween as a man is cuz... |
As a man I love hallo ween becau se women wear the mostwhore ' ish, revea ling, sexy costu mes that are sexy for no reaso n. SEXY FOR NO REASO N! (but i'm not compl ainin g) I was at a costu me pa...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Nov 2008 23:19:00 GMT |
The New Fall Season of Jonny Penn |
*Showtimes*Friday September 19th Notice Lounge (capicu's poetry and comedy)Saturday September 27thNotice Lounge (Comedy Nite)Notice Lounge198 union aveBetween broadway and montroseJ,M Train to lorimer...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Sep 2008 07:13:00 GMT |
Im moving to harlem. So to adjust Im gonna have to start... |
moving next week!
Life in harlem is gonna be different from my brooklyn life. So I'm going to have to buy a couple of things adjust to harlem life...-big ass jesus earrings-a dipset album-one of those...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Jun 2008 17:32:00 GMT |
New Jonny Penn Video. (after the stripper) |
3 mins of my 7min show. Wait a few seconds i'm after ths stripper
Next show: next tues 5/27 five spot club in bk. hit me up for more details.
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 12:52:00 GMT |
Living with this gift and curse. |
Lots of things have been going on lately in my life. A major thing is probally my extreme drinking problem and all the circumstances that lead to it. I don't really know what I want to blog about, I...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 20:03:00 GMT |
My roommate is a hooker. Very annoyin livin situation. |
My roommate is a prostitue. Very annoying living situation. I Just had to write about it. I came home and told her about my hard day at work... "Damn I had to put up some drywall today, I'm mad tir...
Posted by on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 13:29:00 GMT |
