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Eternal Pessimist

Your promises, they look like lies. Your honesty, like a back that hides a knife.

About Me

I'm a sarcastic, cynical, emotionally bereft girl in Baltimore. I've basically managed to single-handedly ruin my own life before the age of 30, and though I have tons of ideas about how to change the world, I've lost all motivation to put any of them to use. Just a word to the wise, don't get to know me. It will only end badly, I can guarantee it. MyGen Profile Generator

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What Greek Goddess are you?
You are Persephone!
You are like Persephone, daughter of Demeter and wife of Hades. That's right...you are married to the god of the underworld...and that makes you QUEEN of the underworld. But you should tell your friends not to judge...sometimes good girls just fall for bad boys. Like Persephone, you are somewhat paradoxical, as you present a saintly aura part of the time and a wild child aura the other part. Whereas you can be a sophisticated lady, you definitely know how to bring out your politically INcorrect side. :)
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My Interests

Sigma Alpha Iota, MUSIC, the French language, scrapbooking, making out, drinking, learning, reading, writing, kids, elephants, being sarcastic, watching Pride and Prejudice over and over again, singing anywhere and everywhere, dancing, taking a gazillion pictures, debating religion

I'd like to meet:

Someone with a really strong pickaxe.

Music:

Everything... Evanescence, The Hush Sound, Billy Joel, Rascal Flatts, Cartel, Death Cab for Cutie, A Fine Frenzy, Ingrid Michaelson, Regina Spektor, Fiona Apple, 30 Seconds to Mars, the Fray, Jack Johnson, Kanye West, Josh Groban, Jay-Z, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, FRANK SINATRA, Panic! At the Disco, Bob Marley, Ludacris, Chris Brown, Ne-Yo, pretty much anything from a musical, anything good by a classical composer, Eminem, Something Corporate, the Beatles, Maroon 5, Counting Crows, Dave Matthews Band, Secondhand Serenade, Kenny Chesney, No Doubt, Gwen Stefani, The Killers, Keyshia Cole, Rihanna, Michael Jackson, old school Mo-Town type stuff... Yeah, like I said, I love all music...

Movies:

The Departed, Knocked Up, Hairspray, Les Choristes, Pride and Prejudice, Anchorman, Rent, The Holiday, Napoleon Dynamite, The Producers, Boondock Saints, Gladiator, LOTR trilogy, Harry Potter movies, High Fidelity, Can't Buy Me Love, all Disney movies, Kevin Smith movies, Pirates of the Caribbean 1,2,and 3, Rules of Attraction, The Notebook, Kill Bill, Almost Famous, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Fight Club, Goonies, Garden State, the Breakfast Club, anything with Johnny Depp, The Wizard of Oz, The Labyrinth, Pretty Woman, Forrest Gump, Chicago, Braveheart, Shawshank Redemption, Moulin Rouge

Television:

Grey's Anatomy, Scrubs, Private Practice, Kid Nation, Family Guy, The Simpsons, Law and Order, Law and Order SVU, The L Word, Futurama, Judging Amy reruns

Books:

I LOVE to read. Harry Potter, The Da Vinci Code, anything by Margaret Atwood, the LOTR trilogy (and the Hobbit), The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver, I'm usually into the types of things they make you read in school... you know? Like classic literature...

Heroes:

You should never really say that anyone is your hero... it makes it that much more depressing when they disappoint you.

My Blog

Ive been tagged. Damn.

Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habits or goals about yourself, at the end choose 10 people to be tagged, list their names and why y...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 02:30:00 PST

Realizations

This weekend has been what I would consider my own personal low point. I'm not addicted to heroine, I didn't murder anyone, I didn't join a cult where they were telling me to drink the Kool-Aid, or an...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 08:01:00 PST

Yeah, exactly.

Your fingertips against my skinThe palm trees swaying in the windImagesYou sang me spanish lullabiesThe sweetest sadness in your eyesClever trickI never want to see you unhappyI thought you'd want the...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 08:08:00 PST

I need to escape.

I don't know exactly what it is that I intend to escape FROM, but for some reason I feel like I'm suffocating. I really don't have anything to write in this blog, but it's been forever since I wrote o...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Wed, 26 Sep 2007 10:25:00 PST

Man, I'm going to miss Avanti's...

Ok folks, despite some problems that are causing me to have a later start than I would have liked... I should be on my way in about an hour or so... Damn. This is really happening. Baltimore, here I ...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 05:11:00 PST

I hate subject lines.

Ok, so I'm starting to freak out a bit. In ten days, I'll be on my way back to Baltimore for good. In a way, I know this is the right decision. Or at least I hope it is. But I am having some serious s...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 11:29:00 PST

WOOOO!!!!

Well, I'm finally doing what everyone's been telling me to do for the past two years. I'm moving back to Baltimore. I've kind of been tossing the idea around in my head for a few months, but kep...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST

??????

What the fuck??   WHAT THE FUCK?!?!?!  
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Tue, 29 May 2007 07:52:00 PST

Blah.

In searching for quotes that summed up how I feel right now, I found quite a few that interested me. "To dare to live alone is the rarest courage; since there are many who had rather meet their ...
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Tue, 15 May 2007 12:30:00 PST

Oh yeah...

  250 days of abstinence down, 115 left to go.
Posted by Eternal Pessimist on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 02:54:00 PST