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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Billy
Birthday: Johnson
Birthplace: Axis of Evil
Current Location: Disclosed Location
Eye Color: Magenta
Hair Color: Lice
Height: Shaq
Right Handed or Left Handed: Ambidextrous
Your Heritage: Terrorist
The Shoes You Wore Today: Sandals
Your Weakness: Kryptonite
Your Fears: KKK, FBI, CIA and FOB's, and STD's, and Gill
Your Perfect Pizza: Spicy green peppers and SPAM
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Stop smokin crack
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: shut it
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why is my bed wet?
Your Best Physical Feature: IM 100% SEXY BABY NO FLAWS
Your Bedtime: When the perks wear off
Your Most Missed Memory: My mind
Pepsi or Coke: Coke....caine
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King because Mcdonalds Fish Filets is mad SMALL be pissin me off low budget as hell
Single or Group Dates: Groupies
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Ice T the rapper
Chocolate or Vanilla: Strawberry
Cappuccino or Coffee: Hard Liquor
Do you Smoke: excessively
Do you Swear: i swear i will never sniff crack aga....SNORT
Do you Sing: yeah like Aretha Franklin in her prime
Do you Shower Daily: Shower?
Have you Been in Love: wit a Ostrich
Do you want to go to College: Yeah
Do you want to get Married: N/A
Do you belive in yourself: you spelled believe wrong u fooby survey machine
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: depends, if you're into Richard Simmons
Are you a Health Freak: see above
Do you get along with your Parents: never
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: yes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yeah strip mall, i went naked
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: ew no they nasty as hell
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: nice one why the hell would i eat Sushi
In the past month have you been on Stage: yeah at work
In the past month have you been Dumped: no but i took dumps
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no u fob
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: a car, money, a heart, a few small novelty keychains, and a virginity
Ever been Drunk: nah
Ever been called a Tease: oooh behave
Ever been Beaten up: hahahahahhahahahahah yeah by my grandma she mad vicious son
Ever Shoplifted: vital to survival.....
How do you want to Die: what a nice question u ruined my day u whore
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Michael Jackson II
What country would you most like to Visit: Communist Russia Cold War Era
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Red and bloodshot
Favourite Hair Color: bald
Short or Long Hair: bald
Height: 8' 11'
Weight: mad
Best Clothing Style: none
Number of Drugs I have taken: extensive
Number of CDs I own: a lot
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 17.5 billion

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