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Matt

I am here for Friends

About Me

I'm a cynic. I am an ancient bartender who still enjoys what I do and who somehow still has faith in humanity. Deal with me and I'll treat you fairly until you treat me otherwise.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

People who read and can think for themselves. If you are offended by people who think differently than you do or you are closed-minded, you won't get very far with me.

My Blog

New Blog Feature

Come to my blog for a new feature, "Inane tidbit of the day".  It should be both fun and enlightening.
Posted by on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 22:51:00 GMT

Go here instead

For all your bloggerific needs, please proceed to:http://contemporaryinanity.typepad.com/contemporary_inani ty/Thank you.
Posted by on Sat, 06 May 2006 22:08:00 GMT

Clean Livin'

Well, one clementine-sized knuckle and a trip to a specialist later, the verdict is that I have to cut way, way back on the booze.  And lose weight. (Duh!) Sucks to be me for a while, but I shudd...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Feb 2006 09:57:00 GMT

For Professionals Only

Shots of Tequila with Martini chasers.   Don't try this at home, kids!
Posted by on Mon, 26 Dec 2005 15:14:00 GMT

Last night

Broke, nay, shattered the martini rule, with naught but a few scraps of chorizo and potato in my ample belly. Now my phone is missing a battery cover and I'm missing some precious cells from various i...
Posted by on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 12:08:00 GMT

This Past Weekend

'Twas a good one.  The Sox swept the Sawks, the Gophers beat Michigan and, best of all, I got to carry the Little Brown Jug! When I consider how many people played football for Minnesota and...
Posted by on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 15:36:00 GMT

Coundfoundit!

Alright, I know that with Katrina and Rita, not to mention the turmoil on the other side of the globe, my petty little problems are just that, petty.But would it be too much to ask for the White Sox t...
Posted by on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 14:30:00 GMT

I stole this and I don't care

BAR LANGUAGEWhat those one-liners really mean."YOU GET THIS ONE, NEXT ROUND IS ON ME."(We won't be here long enough to get another round.)"I'LL GET THIS ONE, NEXT ONE IS ON YOU."(Happy hour is about t...
Posted by on Tue, 16 Nov 2004 00:26:00 GMT

Apparently, I believe in moderation

Big Five Test Results Extroversion (66%) moderately high which suggests you are talkative, optimistic, sociable and affectionate but possibly not very internally grounded. Friendliness (56%) mo...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Sep 2004 11:48:00 GMT

I realize I'm not original, but...

...here's a reason a day to not vote for our incumbent President.   http://www.mcsweeneys.net/links/bush   Read and become enlightened!  
Posted by on Mon, 23 Aug 2004 01:54:00 GMT