I'm doing this thing now where I'm having others write my "About Me" section. Not cause I'm lazy...I just think others do it better.
"Hello world, consider yourself privileged to be reading the following:
My name is Caleb… strong, young, verile, ready for anything from sharks to emo kids who might be boys but kinda look like girls and they’re wearing girl pants so it gets really confusing, and I can also handle any burrito or merch order like a fuckin god.
Through my travels I’ve made my way from Chicago all the way down here to sunny Tampa, FL where the women are beautiful and well… the women (and some kind, gentle men) say I’m beautiful. Shout out to Rick Ross, Brian Boitano, Andy Dick, and Mario Lopez… thanks boys.
Music is number 1 for me in life and work and if you know anything about me, that’s pretty obvious. I own the world of karaoke so if you try to test me you will surely fail. The soft caress of a puppy sends me soaring into a land unknown to man. I think that about sums me up for the time being but don’t be surprised if some new details get added to my story. As I always say, its not over ‘til the one-legged pirate midget sings a Fleetwood Mac song."
-Evan Blaire, The Bright Pursuit
