My name is Heather Nicole and I live on the internet. My birthday is July 13, 1986. I know all the words to "It's The End of the World As We Know It" by R.E.M. I enjoy brightly-colored corduroy. I hate wearing shoes. I only drink water and the occasional smoothie or frozen coffee. I have lots of nieces and nephews. My favorite cereals are Lucky Charms and Corn Pops. I work at a doggie daycare. I really really like tiramisu. I am a Harry Potter geek and know more about Harry Potter than basically anyone I've met (which is pretty lame). I have rats, gerbils, mice, a chinchilla, and fish. I hate talking on the phone. My favorite incense is Fizzy Pop by Wildberry. I am neurotic about making my labels for burned CDs look pretty. I hate Nirvana. My absolute favorite poets are Gwendolyn Brooks and Sam Hamill. I love French culture, language, and history. I carry around enormous purses that always contain an assortment of toys. I HAAAAATE being late for anything. I've never seen the ocean. Here is my glasses prescription: D.V. O.D. -4.50 D.V. O.S. -5.00. I like bright green. I can make balloon animals. I want to be a high school English teacher. I'm the youngest of four kids. I love to bake. I love playground swings. I give lots of hugs. You will never meet anyone quite like me.
"What makes the desert beautiful," said the little prince, "is that somewhere it hides a well..."this shit better happen again this winter.
