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DELETING MYSPACE SOON.

was it the coconut man?.......FUCK THE COCONUT MAN!!!

About Me

______________________________________________________ ************************************************************ *THERES A PARTY IN MY PANTS AND EVERYONES INVITED!!! except you... ______________________________________________________ ************************************************************ **stop. myspace time.______________________________________________________ ************************************************************ **I LOVE.... my homies! (you know who you are...if u dont then its not you)........ ......music! (all of it.).......parties.....the pie bandits (what a bunch of leg-ends.).....QUIZMANIA!!.......playing on swings...... college........shottery fields...........parties........gigs .........carling festival!!.........earrings...........the sun..........brian! (oh what a star. he is a dream come true.)........hugs......beards......dreads(ohh drool!)........staple guns(heheheh).....tattoos......bancroft..........the sandwhiches lisas mum makes......photos of my friends....cats.....a good old cup of tea.....drunken dancing....stoned conversations about utter crap.....snow....stars....bowler hats....clockwork orange......making up with people.....piercings....king size rizla....long eyelashes......gangstas......getting letters in the post.....people who have wierd hair..... ______________________________________________________ ************************************************************ ** I HATE.... ......not seeing my friends.......sitting around in the cold for too long......wythall train station.....being ill......that girl in miracle on 34th street..............final fantasy..........melon.......coursework.......having too much work to do.............kelly jordan and her fat ass..............radiators that dont work..........being lonely............being jealous..........wen my friends dissappear for uni.........seeing my friends upset........sobering up...........blokes who walk like they shat their pants...........scabby deals.....people who shit on other peoples music tastes.....valentines day.....my hair.....YOUR FACE!!______________________________________________________ ************************************************************ *..

My Interests

Licking toasters and pillow fights

DOM IS A SPAZ!!

I'd like to meet:

I wana meet everyone in the world!! cuz that would be a bit cool. i like people, they're warm.

Music:

Anything that gives me goosebumps...i love it when songs do that.... ne1 hu has the talent 2 play any style of music is a genius in my eyes. but yeah im open to a lot.

Movies:

Snatch, Fight Club, The Amityville Horror, The boogeyman, Trainspotting, Clockwork Orange, Ace Ventura, Rainman, Armageddon....ahhhh lots....

Television:

yeh its that box shaped thing with little people inside isnt it?...god i crack me up.as if you care what i watch on tv.....

Books:

"They Fuck You Up...how to survive family life."oh and amys book on polo.And J-Thons book of wonder.And "the melanchony death of oyster boy and other stories." by tim burton. awesome.And the Fearless range.

Heroes:

Agh theres loads!! ok people, deep breath now.JOHN LYDON - changed music forever. without him my life would be....pretty much the same. but still, hes a legend.WALT DISNEY - how many other people have created that many amazing childhood memories for kids all over the world? i think you'll find its no-oneABBY- my wife, known her for near 5 years now, and every one has been awesome. everyone thought we were a lesbian couple for a while. and that was cool. who knows, maybe we are.THIN LIZZY- my beautiful little girly girl. smells a bit like cabbage in a jar...but she makes up for it with her beauty and sparkling wit. mate i am kissing ass today.AMY BRITTON!!!! - please please please look at her profile. shes the most legendary woman in the world. i cudnt live without her. she bought me my new ear piercing for christmas...what a gangster!DOM OSBORNE - the best man you could ever meet. im in love with this boy so much it hurts when hes not around. but when he is, im indestructable. just you try and fuckin hurt me wen he's around. i couldnt...give...a...fuck.THE PIE BANDITS!! - LISA STANWAY - known this little nutcase since i was about 3 years old. the oldest friend i have and the only one who understands the pure amazingness of swings. bandit leader!!JACK DOYLE - even though ive only known JackJack since September, hes become one of my best friends and already i cant live without him. he's an absolute legend and is my fellow bandit. he is also the spider king, while i am the spider queen. and he will be my right hand man in hell, as soon as he screams up kellys nose.RACHAEL THE JEDI!!! - rachael is the only jedi i know, but she is indeed the best one. there is nothing she doesnt know about star wars and she rocks my world. she also works in hmv which makes her really really cool. and she has nice hair. and some red shoes. i love rachael. she has brightened up my life.JOE KG!! - Me if i was a boy. except better. and sexier. and taller, obviously. and when he plays bass the sun comes out and girls faint. everyone loves joe. you just cant help it.

My Blog

Nothing To Report.

If you are not interested in reading my cynical, sarcastic and probably pitiful attempt at describing how im feeling, then please stop now. friends...checkfamily...checkmoney...checkfood and water...c...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 06:59:00 PST

PHOTOS! OF STUFF! AND YOU! (probably)

Here are some photos for you to enjoy. **Make sure you click on the top link for each photo.** There are quite a few so it may take u a minute to load....but you may be in one of them.... wooo! lovelo...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Sun, 21 Aug 2005 09:15:00 PST

Thanks for my welcome home party everyone....

IM HOOOOOMMEEEE!!!!!! Didja all miss me lots?!.......Damn right you did! To the world challenge kiddies - WELL DONE! glad you all came home alive. i missed you all. I had a very groovy holiday and got...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Sat, 20 Aug 2005 05:33:00 PST

have you ever......?

an "x" means yes and a blank means no. all my yes's are highlighted in yellow.....wooo yeah! HAVE YOU EVER... (x) smoked a cigarette(x) smoked a cigar(x) smoked anything else(...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The worst experience of my life...

I have a story to tell you about my day. It will make you thankful for your supposedly wasted day watching telly and eating crisps. Sitting comfortably?...then on with the story... My Dad's mate tw...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

leaving.

ok im in a really bizarre mood, ive been crying and remembering and hoping and being grateful and stuff and this is gona b another little emo blog where i go mad about my friends. i dont even no wot 2...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

read me. im cool

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked it. 7. Describe ...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

REALLY annoying shit....

Right, jus thought id tell u some of the stuff that really gets up my arse, so i advise you not to do any of these things unless u want a pimp slap. * When people ask you if what you're eating is n...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

insomnia

Morning boys and girls, Right, its now 6:19am on the 16th of jan 2005. And realisation has finally hit me. I have insomnia. every night for the past few months, ive been up well past 2-3am, even ...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

what the fuck is going on with the world??

Im really really sorry for the following words, if you are offended easily please dont read on. But im in a very very very bad mood....and im extremely angry with the world. Every time i open a f...
Posted by DELETING MYSPACE SOON. on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST