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WILLIAM J. HAMMER

Quitting does not make you a failure, failure does

About Me

I am a pissed off older gentleman if you consider 30 old still trying to live the great american dream and i would have accomplished it by now if it wasn't for my lack of skills or money or motivation or direction or all the other things required to succeed these days anywho generally im pretty happy when im not totally pissed off and i have no tollerance for intollerant people thats my run on rant make of it what you will. I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

My Interests

Ok here is something I do care about. I care so much that I even took the time to punctuate this part and tried to use proper grammer. For starters I love cars, primarily german makes such as Volkswagen, Audi, BMW, Porsche and so on but I also like many varieties for what they are worth no matter what the brand. Other than that I dig music, movies and have this gross fascination with engineering and porn, separately of course.

I'd like to meet:

there is no one alive that i really have a desire to meet for any reason other than the fact that they are rich or famous if they were just some average shmuck off the street i couldn't care less this may seem shallow but deal with it

Music:

System of a down, Slayer, Deftones, A Perfect circle, Rage Against the Machine, Primus, Slipknot, Tool, Weezer, Otep, Nine Ince Nails, Chevelle, The white stripes, and many many more

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, The Fifth Element, Boondock Saints, Hero, Signs, The Village, Snatch, Anything by Quentin Tarantino or M. Night Shyamalan, A Clockwork Orange, Twister, Big Trouble In Little China, and many many more

Television:

I don't watch much tv but when I do it would usually be Family Guy, Futurama, Drawn Together, Survivorman, or some engineering stuff on The Science Channel, The Learning Channel, or The Discovery Channel. I also dig A lot of car or truck shows.

Books:

whats a book

Heroes:

NO ONE