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About Me

"Cause you'll never know where life is gonna take you and you can't change where you been..."-India.Arie.

About me...how much time you got? I'm actually a pretty simple boy who is very easy to please, contrary to popular belief. I like money, cocktails, good music, learning new things and talking smack. I also enjoy a good snack cake, a hearty laugh, and playing with puppies. Let's see...new shiny gadgets, fashion blogs, watching people get stuck on the strength of my vocabulary, vision board parties, finger foods, and letting people know that I don't give a damn about their opinions. My BFF's Korn and Tommy, beauty products and obsessing over anything Broadway related with Aaron, my east coast Mexican. Basically, I do me. I advise you do the same.

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My Interests

Music.Fashion. Licensing. Branding. Special Events. Gadgets that do cool things. Candles. Luxury goods. Trash talk. And volunteering at my church, Mount Holy Olive Second Baptist Zion Church of God in Christ of Resurrected Latter-Days AME CME

Music:

Janet, Prince, Nikka Costa, Janelle Monae, Maroon 5, Shoshana Bean, Amerie, Marc Broussard, Robin Thicke (I was FIRST!), Kanye West, Polow Da Don, The Clutch, Wandaland Arts Society.

Movies:

Shit you're too dumb to watch. And Showgirls. "PIQUE NOMI! PIQUE!"

Television:

Kimora. Weeds. Grey's sometimes. Design Star. Generally something I can learn something from.

Books:

The Corrections, The Little Prince, Fete Accompli! Fabulosity, Modern Glamour, Convergence Culture, Do You!, Wicked, The Portrait of Dorian Gray.

Heroes:

More than a designer, more than a creative director, a living legend. The ICON. Tom Ford.

My Blog

Cleaning House/Shipping Out

For those of you who know, for a plethora of reasons, my dear roomie Cynthia and I have lived in a nearly empty apartment for more than a few months. We had our respective bedroom furniture, but ...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 11:43:00 PST

Headturner...dammit.

So we all know what a big fan I am of white chicks with big, husky voices. As Marty Thomas once said, "I'm a sucker for big boobs and a belt". It's true. So I got Joss Stone's new record early, ...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 11:34:00 PST

TO THE LEFT, TO THE LEFT!!

And all zesty, flamin' hot cheetos gay adolescents to the right please. I know girl, I know. He did you all kinds of wrong huh? Go get Skookisha and the BIG RCA videocamera! http://www.youtube.com/wat...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 11:12:00 PST

A HOLIDAY WARNING!!

Ladies and Menfolk, This holiday season, I know that there are lots of special events and photo opportunities. But PLEASE, I beg you PLEASE: MIND YOUR LACE FRONT. SMOOTH THE GLUE DOWN. CHECK FOR BUMPS...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 10:23:00 PST

Yes Kramer, I hate niggers too.

Michael Richards' rant was disgusting. The racist bile that spewed from his mouth was shocking and disheartening, and utterly uncalled for. After hearing that the offended party is attempting to sue h...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 11:48:00 PST

Pres.Bush, YOU are the problem.

Keith Oberman's words almost brought me to tears. We need to get this bastard out of office, and his friends out of Congress. The very fabric of our nation is falling apart. Olbermann: And lastly toni...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Fri, 06 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST

Okay, so I was wrong...

Janet's 20 Y.O. Debuted at #2 instead of #1. It was a fight to the finish though...Ludacris beat her by a 13% margin. After IDJ dropped the price of his album TWICE in a week. And I ask you, if MTV di...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 02:11:00 PST

Hell has officially frozen over.

Lil' Kim and John Kerry. Um, doesn't this mean that we're getting congress back? Does this mean that whoever the Dem. candidate is will be using "How Many Licks" as their campaign theme song? ...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 01:32:00 PST

Tyra Banks: Transsexual Superstar!

So we all know that for all intensive purposes, Tyra "Tyrell" Banks is a big ol tranny which means, that by default, she's a loud, brash, non-sensical, spazmatic Ham. Rich over at FourFour put togethe...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 09:55:00 PST

Heartfelt advice for tough times...

I just posted this as a comment for someone going thru it...and reading it back, I realized how brilliant it was, and decided to make a blog out of it. *ready*? When times get tough, do what me and Li...
Posted by Hassan Is Here! on Thu, 28 Sep 2006 12:36:00 PST