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SATURDAY NEET OOT ON THE TOON!!! (TRANSLATED: A typical Saturday night in Newcastle on the drink!!)

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My name is Gareth. I am a pimp :) I AM THE ORIGINAL SHEILD ROW GANGSTA!!!! I am looking for HO's to work in the North-east of England (and anywhere else for that matter) for good rates of pay! I will retain 90% of all earnings and will keep you safe on the streets. If you cross me however, the consequences will be severe!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am also METALLICA's Number 1 FAN..

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My Interests

I CANNOT WAIT FOR THIS MOFO!!!NEWCASTLE!!I love music!! I play Bass guitar (I try to!!). BOOZE!!!! HAWAY THE TOON!!!! Snooka!!! Big up the Stanley Snooker club crew!!! MMETTTTAAAAAALLLLLLLLIIIIIICCCCCCAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

I'd like to meet:

Anyone cool and who isn't a complete bell end!! Women to work in my expanding empire!! Other Pimps to discuss buisness! James Hetfield, Lars Ulrich, Kirk Hammet, Robert Trujillo

Music:

OLD SKOOL METALLICA!! METALLICA, SLAYER, MACHINE HEAD, FEAR FACTORY, SLIPKNOT, SEPULTURA, SYSTEM OF A DOWN, CORROSION OF CONFORMITY, THE BLOODHOUND GANG, THE CLASH, THE SMITHS, ECHOBRAIN, THE PRODIGY, PANTERA. ETC, ETC. Oh and funky 70's music!! AphexTwin (This shit is crazy!!!) mudvayne dig
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Movies:

Anything with Gene Wilder and Richard Pryor (Geniuses, RIP rich), Hellraiser trilogy, The Shawshank Redemption, Anything by Stephen King, Godfather trilogy, etc.

Television:

Top Gear, Simpsons, Footy, Gonzo, etc. FATHER TED!!!!VIC AND BOB!!! QUALITY!!!!!!!

Books:

Hoo man I'm from Stanley!! We cannot read man!!! Just kiddin!!! Bill Bryson, Stephen King,etc.

Heroes:

CLIFF BURTON (RIP) The reason I chose BASS!! Dimebag Darrell (RIP) FOOTAGE OF DIMEBAG DARREL'S SHOOTING! HE WAS A GUITAR GOD!!! Steve Irwin! (The legend) Gordon Ramsay Big Al (Shearer that is!!) The Richardsons!! (You know who you are!!) SNOOP "FUSHIZZLE MA NIZZLE" DOGG!! Buzzcocks aka The Godfather of Cramlington and his mate Trekka!!!

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My Blog

Mystery solved!

Hello everyone! This blog is about a little mystery that has been annoying me for about a year!! But today, I solved the mystery! You will probably think that it isn't very exciting, but it has been b...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Sat, 17 May 2008 04:58:00 PST

My Dog is nuts!

Hello everyone and welcome to another Blog from the PIMPAFIZZLE!! This blog is about my dog called KYM. Go and take a look at her in my photos! For the last few days, she has been mulling around look...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 08:47:00 PST

MUSICAL TASTES

Hello all my little Pimpettes and dudes!! Thought I would post a blog coz I aint done one for a while. This blog is all about Music and how my tastes have changed/expanded. Until I was 13, I listened ...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 01:59:00 PST

Please fill this in for me!!!

Do this for me please PEEPS!!!!!!!! I will love ya forever!!! XXXXXXXXXXXXXX 1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What'...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Wed, 12 Dec 2007 12:32:00 PST

DRINK AND BOOZE!!!!

Hello my fave peeps!!!Today's blog is all about what booze I like!!I like BEER not Lager! It has to be brown and not too fizzy. Newcastle Brown Ale is of course no.1 followed by John Smiths and B...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 07:54:00 PST

The North East

Hello and welcome to another Sir Pimpalot blog!! This one is aboot the North East so a is ganna speek in geordie hoo!!! I think up here is a canny lush place to live like! The lasses are lush and divv...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Wed, 24 Oct 2007 01:50:00 PST

HERE MAN YA DAFTEEEE!!!!!!

Charvas!!!! Wot a bunch of bell ends! Back in the day when i used to get the Metro to school, it was always full of them. Why do all the lads have stupid high voices??? The lasses all had ...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 02:31:00 PST

Bloody neighbours!

Hello everyone!! Welcome to Sir Pimpalot's blog about utter shite!! Why are neighbours such bell ends??? I hate our neighbours!! One one side I have the family from hell, who argue and shout all ...
Posted by SIR PIMPAFIZZLE on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:28:00 PST