Sandi Beaches profile picture

Sandi Beaches

About Me

So like I go into this like salon place, yknow And I wanted like to get my toenails done And the lady like goes, oh my god, your toenails Are like so grody It was like really embarrassing Shes like oh my god, like bag those toenails Im like sure... She goes, uh, I dont know if I can handle this, yknow... I was like really embarrassed...

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Like only cool people. Like dorks, geeks, snerds, lame-o's, losers, old men, pervs, like douche bags like don't like message me cuz you'll only get like DELETED! Like as if.Like the next like grody old dude that like messages me is gonna like get my completely stylish boot up their sagging bunda!!
Lindsey Lohan!! My BFF! Totally!

My Blog

Am I like the bomb or what! Like totally bombish!

Ok so like let me tell you how like awesome I am. Like I know you already know cuz like you're totally reading my blog and like going "Sandi you are like so awesome!", but like anyways...like let me g...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 15:41:00 GMT

Learn your like lesbianese

OMG, OMG, like OMG!!!! Like that cute cop that like gave me a ticket must have like told his friends like how hot I was, you know? Like two of them like came into the bar that I was like hanging aroun...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 20:29:00 GMT

Like WTF?

So like, I have a question, like, you know those like pretty blue parking places&at the mall&like, you know, the ones with like the picture of the person like sitting in a rocking chair? Did you know ...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 16:12:00 GMT