Well, what do ya really want to know? The secrets? The juicy stuff? THE RAZZ-MA-TAZZ? You asked for it! 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... KA-ZAAM! KA-BLOOIE! SIM-SIM-SALA-BIM! and nothing. Zilcho. I don't acctually have any secrets, in fact, I'm making a documentary about me for Oprah.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
I'd like to meet Stephen Hawking... we'll go dancing. Oooh! Ouch! Evil Knievel jumps the line. But seriously, Bill Gates... I want to take him to lunch. I want to buy him lunch.
