About Me
I'm Amber. I make music. I teach music. And I plan to do so the rest of my life. I want to be a band director. Knowing I've made a difference in someone's life through music is the best feeling in the world. Music is what keeps me breathing right. It's where my heart is.
aim. p s youu rockk
Quotes [&such]:
*Mrs. Newman is singing randomly and begins to sing a song about Amber*
Mrs. Newman:"Ohhhh, Amber loves music, it's true! *clap, clap*Next year, let me tell you what she will do!*clap, clap*She'll be the drum major, and make the band march real fast and they will all fall on their.............."
Class: "...ASS!"
Mrs. Newman: "GASP!" *look of horror*
Class: *laughter*
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Mrs. Jeffcoat[talking about Uncle Kracker]: "What's that one guys name? Dr. Kracker?... Mr. Kracker?"
Drew: "Uh... you mean, Uncle Kracker?"
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "Yeah, well, he's SOMEBODY'S cracker."
Class: *laugher*
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*At Evening of Excitement, my aunt and uncle walk in and my uncle is pushing my grandmother in her wheel chair.. I walk up to say hey.*
Grandma: "Amber, stand up straight!"
Amber: *annoyed/stands up straighter*
Uncle: *to amber* "You oughta tell her to stand up straight..... cause SHE CAN'T. AHAHAHAHAHA.."
Amber: *blinks*
Aunt&Mom: *looks around*
Grandma: "..."
Uncle: *still laughing*
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*On Amber's steering wheel, there's a coin with jesus on it, glued to the middle of the steering wheel. In a 92 Chevy Cavalier, or atleast in Amber's, there aren't any airbags.*
*Eddie is speaking of his experience w/ wrecking and airbags*
Eddie: "Your car doesn't have airbags does it?"
Amber: "Nope, I don't have air bags. *points to middle of steering wheel* I've got Jesus."
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*In Mr. Cox's office, Amber is talking about how her car broke down once in lexington and the 'oil' light came on.*
Amber: "Yeah, I was just driving along and my car kinda... stopped and... that tea pot light thing came on."
Mr. Cox.".. tea pot? Yeah, that's the oil light."
Kayla:"Or maybe it's a genie lamp."
Mr. Cox: "Maybe that's why your car broke down. The genie was shaking the car."
Amber: "Or THE GENIE WANTED TEA."
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*Father is aggrevated/disappointed with something*
Dad: "Ya know, that really burns my goat."
Amber: *blinks*
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*In the Cafeteria kitchen, there's a huge mixer with an odd spinning handle thing.*
Amber: *spins weird handle*
Vince: "What is that?"
Amber: ".. it's a time machine."
Skinny: "A TIME MACHINE. Oh yeah. *goes up to it, grabs handle, and begins to make odd noise as everyone just stares*
Skinny: *steps away from the machine* "There. We're now five seconds from where we started."
*hysterical laughter*
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*At Evening of Excitement, Special K is all dressed up in his black attire and has a bright orange clemson hat on.*
Amber: "Wow, Chris. That bright orange hat goes great with your nice concert attire."
Special K: "Yeah? Well... your body goes great with your outfit. WHAT?! OH YEAH. THAT JUST HAPPENED. THAT JUST HAPPENED."
Amber: *blinks*
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*In Chemistry, Amber is ranting about how bad she's gonna fail the chemistry test they have that day and that the grade is definitely gonna be an F and she's gonna fail with no doubt and a bunch of other stuff along the lines of failing*
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "Amber, I think you just need to calm down. And breathe."
Amber: "I'M NOT CALM. MRS. JEFFCOAT, I'M GONNA FAIL THAT CHEMISTRY TEST TODAY."
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "AMBER. If I hear another 'F' word out of you..."
Amber: "FLUTE."
Mrs. Jeffcoat: *blinks*
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Trae's definition of a harmonica?
GHSeuph: its like one giant chord in a metal box
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*Mr. Cox is aggrevated w/ Brit because she can't play a certain section of a Jazz tune swing-style, so he tries to fix it*
Brit: *attempts to play it but messes up again*
Mr. Cox: "Brit! It's SWING style."
Brit: "I KNOW, I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PLAY LIKE THAT. I CAN'T SWING."
Carter: "Maybe we should get her a swing set."
Jazz Band: *hysterical laughter*
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*All-State Band is running through a section when the trombones miss the key signature change*
Dr. Stamp: "Trombones! Gah! Key Signature!... alright go back to 'M'... like 'Murder'."
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Dr. Stamp: "Don't squeeze notes out. *makes noises* That sounds a little musically constipated."
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*All-State band attempts to play 'swing' style*
Dr. Stamp: "Well, that swung like a brick."
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*in a weird rhythm section in a song, the 3rd oboe is just playing notes*
Jack Stamp: *looks at oboe player* "Way to make it up. It was wrong but atleast it was loud so I could tell how wrong you were."
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*Kayla and Amber discuss Kayla's piece for her piano recital*
Amber: "You know, I arranged my own piece for the piano recital last year. It was pretty cool."
Kayla: "Yeah, that is cool. I'd do that but... it'd probably end up sounding like complete crap."
Amber: "Mrs. Wright would be like 'gah, this sounds like crap.' and you'd be like 'that's cause it's suppose to! I call it Shit in G Major."
Kayla: *laughs hysterically*
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*in percussion, mr. cox has stepped out and has left kayla in charge. she is trying to get zack out the office and go practice his parts*
Zack: "But... don't you and Amber have parts on 'Batik'? Don't yall have to practice?"
Amber: "All we do is... bang on stuff and... make noise."
Zack: "But i do that too!"
Amber: "Well... go work on your banging then. LOL"
Zack: "Fine, i'll get... john to help me with my banging."
John: "Alright! I'll show you how to really bang."
*John and Zack step out and all you hear from the office is the bass drum. *BANG*.... *BANG*.... *BANG*... *BANG.*
John and Zack walk back in the office. Zack has his button up shirt off and they both look beat.*
Zack: "Wow. That's enough banging for one day."
John: *laughs hysterically*
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*At USC, Kyle, Amber, and a few others are all excited and talking about the dance and how everyone's gonna 'get down'*
Bekah: "Omg, we should salsa!"
USC kids: *dumb looks*
Amber: "Bekah........ salsa's for nachos."
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*In the lab, there's this... odd chick across the lab table from amber and brandon. Around her neck is a necklace with a weird dragon and pentagram symbol*
Brandon: "Uh.. *points to it*.. what is that?"
Chick: "It's a pentagram"
Brandon: "What is that?"
Chick: ".... a pentagram?"
Brandon: "... ok.... do you like... worship Satan?"
Chick: "Uh... no."
Amber: "Are you a... uhh... a... wickist? Is that what you call them?"
Chick: "A wicken?"
Amber: "Yeah, that one..."
Chick: "Well... [insert long rambly speech on how she is one but she doesn't do spells yada yada]"
Brandon: "So... you don't believe in God?"
Chick: "No... [goes into another long speech on how exactly her 'religion' works]... and there's a God and Goddess. The Goddess controls the earth and nature and what not. And the God isn't like your "God". My God controls the elements."
Amber: "So... you worship Captain Planet?"
Amber&Brandon: *LAUGHS*
Chick: "....."
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*In Chemistry, amber and brandon are lab partners and are sitting across from 2 other people. the lab includes 8 chemicals which... no one really knows what they are.*
Amber&Brandon: *touches all the chemicals*
*a few minutes later*
Amber: "Uh... Brandon? I can't feel the tip of my finger."
Brandon: "OMG, I can't feel my hand!"
Amber: "BRANDON.. WHAT IS THIS STUFF?!"
Brandon: "OMG, MY HAND'S ON FIREEE!!!"
Amber: "AHHHHHHHHH."
People across the table: "....."
Amber&Brandon: *laughs hysterically*
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*At USC, the band runs through a spanish piece we were playing very well*
Mr. Suk: "Oh yeah. The audience is going to want tacos after that."
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*At USC, Percussion gets out of time and it just sounds like random noise*
Mr. Suk: "Uh, Percussion? It doesn't need to sound like you're throwing drums down stairs."
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*During rehearsal at USC, saxophones play a God awful, out of tune note*
Mr. Suk: *grabs mouth* "ooh. I just lost a filling."
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*In IHOP, Rebekah and Amber talk about a puppet show in eighth grade where me and lindsay were fish and we didn't take it seriously at all, while the other guys at the table from Swansea and Other schools have no idea what we're talking about*
Amber:"And you remember when me and lindsay screwed around?"
Guys:*wide eyes* "Do what?"
Kyle:*cracks up* "OMG."
Amber:"No, no. With the fish!"
Kyle:"THERE WAS A FISH TOO?!" *laughs hysterically*
Amber: "omg, nevermind."
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*In Jazz Band, Vince has just swapped over to bass trombone from tuba not long back and when asked to play a portion of the song, it's not loud and a bit weenie-ish*
Mr. Cox: "VINCE. THIS is a BASS TROMBONE. We don't play that wimpy tuba crap. We breathe. We splat."
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*In English, Amber and Darrell are working on their project on Robin Hood and they are looking up sites on google when they come to this random site that has nothing to do with Robin Hood. After scrolling down for a while, they come to this picture of a naked man sitting cross-legged on a rock, and he has medium brown hair and some what of a beard, but.. he also has antlers*
Darrell: "Is that... Jesus? WITH ANTLERS?!"
Amber: *hysterical laughter*
Class: "......."
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*In Chemistry, the class is discussing a lab they had just completed with different colored flames.*
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "... who else would study different colors?"
Tronco: "Rainbow scientists."
Class : *dumb looks*
Tronco: "Ya know... people who study rainbows? .... rainbowologists?"
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*In Chemistry, Mrs. Jeffcoat is talking about Potassium and how it's explosive.*
Amber: "... isn't there potassium in bananas?"
Mrs. Jeffcoat:"Why yes, there is."
RandomKid:"So... if you ate too many bananas.. you'd blow up?"
Mrs. Jeffcoat:"Well... no. You'd just get fat."
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SpecialK: "Amber, is that a mirror in your pocket cause I can see me in your pants."
Everyone: "OOOOOOHHHHHHHHH." *hi-5's*
Amber: *blinks*
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*Friday, in Chemistry, it's Marcus's turn to present his current event of the week. His article is on a virgin komodo dragon who gave birth.*
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "So Marcus, what did you think of this article?"
Marcus: "I thought it was pretty cool. That baby is like.... komodo dragon jesus."
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*In percussion class, Amber is on part 10 and stands beside Brit and Kayla who are on part 8. On their part at the beginning of one of the songs, there is a 'cricket effect' and we don't really have an instrument that is capable of doing that.*
Amber: "Dude, guys, i've got this. Don't worry."
*Mr. Cox begins the piece and it doesn't sound too bad and everything is running smoothly...*
*2 measures into the song*Amber: "CHIRKA-CHIRP. CHIRKA-CHIRP."
*hysterical laughter*
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*In Jazz band, the band has just ended a song with a big chord and none of the trumpets take the chord up, they just stay on the written chord.*
Mr. Cox: "So uh, is anyone gonna top that? Can anyone top that?"
Band: *funny looks/smirks*
Kayla[sax]: "I can top that."
Brit[drums]: "I can top that."
Trumpet section: *chuckles*
Mr. Cox: "........ um, ok. let me reword that..."
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*In Chemistry, no one has any clue what is going on because Mrs. Jeffcoat is making NO sense and Amber is the only one asking questions.. at all. Amber asks a question about electron placement and Mrs. Jeffcoat proceeds to explain.*
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "Ok, well... let's.. use.... your nose! yeah, we'll use your nose as an example of electron placement. Ok, let's say... that wall over there is an axis and uh... so is that wall! and.. you're gonna find your nose by counting the blocks or bricks in the wall to find where your nose is.... ok, Amber, where is your nose?"
Amber: "......... on my face?"
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Amber: *answers a common sense question in chemistry*
Drew: [in his announcer voice] "You're on the ball. THAT'S why you're in the band."
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*in band class, Mr. Cox is making comments to the band as he notices Cody wearing a hood.*
Mr. Cox: "Cody, take off your hood."
Cody: *says something about boys in the 'hood'.*
Mr. Cox: "....... you're about as gangster as cottage cheese."
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*Mr. Cox is trying to figure out who all is on what part in percussion ensemble*
Mr. Cox: "Zack, what part are you on?"
Zack[a non-percussionist]: "Uh... shikka-shikka-err?"
Mr. Cox: "..........."
Zack: "Oh uh... Percussion 6."
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*on the morning announcements, patrick gets past jason in making a shot in basketball*
Kyle: "Awww, Jason got schooled! They should call Patrick the school bus cause he's taking people to school."
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*eddie and amber are on the way to greenwood. amber sees a big sign with an H on it.*
Amber: "Hey look! It's a Helicopter landing pad!"
Eddie: "......... Amber, that's a Hospital."
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Michael McCain:*tells this long ridiculous story that has nothing to do with anything that lasts about 3 minutes...
at the end, he says... ".... jesus, man."
SpecialK: ".... jesusman? like... a super hero or something. JESUSMAN! =D"
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*In chemistry, newspaper article summaries are being discussed*
Mrs. Jeffcoat: "Drew, what was your article on?"
Drew: "My article was on pandas..... and viagra."
Class: ".............."
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*amber fixes a bowl of trix*
Father: "So... you won't eat meat but you'll eat little balls of sugar."
Amber: "THESE ARE NOT SUGAR BALLS."
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*In English, Mrs. Newman talks about the blue man group and makes a big deal about them being blue.*
Mrs. Newman: "... and that paint they use, it's like that stretchy paint that just peels off when you pull it..."
Student: "How do you know that?"
Mrs. Newman: *in a wierd creepy whisper voice* "BECAUSE I'VE TOUCHED THEM."
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*Tronco talks about a guy he knew who got mercury poisoning.*
Josh: "How do you get mercury poisoning?"
Jared: "You eat a thermometer."
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*Mrs. Jeffcoat [chemistry teacher] mixes a few chemicals together and begins to read the labels off of them.*
Mrs. J: "This is Witch Hazel. The main ingredient in Witch Hazel is.... well.... witch hazel."
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*Mr. Cox tells Special K there are bagels in the instrument storage room.*
SpecialK: "But..... i want doughnuts."
Mr. Cox: "A bagel is a doughnut... just harder."
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*english class talks about pictures in the book of men in boats going to war from way back when.*
Sam: "Wait... aren't there supposed to be 14 men?"
Mrs. Newman: "That's what the book said."
Sam: "Then why are there so many in the picture?"
Mrs. Newman: "I don't know. Maybe they had babies on the way or something.... except.... they're all men... *looks around*... nevermind.. that was a different story."
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*Mr. Cox talks about Ambers use of internet 'jargon'.*
Zack: "Haha. jargon. that's such a cool word. I'm gonna start using that now. Hey guys! I'm gonna go jargon."
Brandon: "I don't think that's a verb."
Amber: *laughs wayy too hard at that joke.* "omg, my stomach hurts."
Eddie: "Better not go jargon."
Amber: "I might throw up. xD"
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*chris and amber discuss how his band is higher than him on her top whatever and he expresses how upset he is by this.*
Chris: "You're a fat boyz whore!"
Amber: *GASPS* "I am NOT a fat boyz whore!"
Chris: "Yeah, you're just a regular one."
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*amber goes over to jake's and he looks at her broke car by looking under the hood.*
Jake: "Go crank your car for me."
*amber=goes to crank car and USC Marching Band begins to blare from the radio*
Jake: *long pause* "....... is that your radio?"
Amber: "yes."
Jake: "cause i was about to say, if your car was making that noise, you're having some serious issues."
Amber: " lol. oh no, there's a marching band in my engine."
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*:at hollie's bday party: kids talk about amber and chris's dancing "skills"*
Chris: "We don't dance. We ANNIALATE." *violent dancing movements*
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::most random question ever asked::
"So..... how's your mom's colon?"
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*amber and mr. cox talks about how amber never eats lunch*
Amber: "I do eat! I eat a cupcake and fries for lunch everyday."
Mr. Cox: "Amber, you keep on, you're gonna look like this *points to self*. And i'll tell you now, the band director gut does NOT look good on a woman."
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Chip[when asked if music causes or effects emotion]: "The world around you creates your problems. Music just helps explain them."
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"Take some of that and stick it in your hat." - Coach Torbett
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Eddie:*pulls into amber's yard* "... oh! I almost hit a squirrel... except... it was really a bird."
Amber: "Squirrel bird?"
Eddie: "Yeah, ya know. A squird."
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Eddie: "I CAN'T WAIT TIL MONDAY CAUSE I GET MY NEW MP3 PLAYER. WOOOOOOOOOOOOO..."
*continues to woo*
Amber: *blinks* *sings a harmonizing woo with eddies woo*
Eddie: *stops*... *blanks stare* "Amber, that was an excited woo not a harmonization woo. GAH."
Amber: *laughs hysterically* "oops."
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amber:"THIS HOTEL NEEDS A COCOA PUFF DISPENSER."
random kid: ::blinks::
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*John talks about everyone's name backwards.*
John:"Amber, what would yours be? rebma. and mine would be nhoj. and Mark's would be Kram. What would Cox's be? Xoc?"
Amber:"Haha, that sounds like sock. xoc. heh."
Mr. Cox: [tojohn] "Yeah, I'm gonna xoc you in the stun."
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*everyone in the car talks about how horrible their audition went or how they bombed their audition while amber is way happy with hers and can't stop talking about it*
Rebekah:"Amber, I swear, if we were stuck on a deserted island, you'd be the first one i'd eat."
Mr. Cox: "......... what?"
Amber: ::blinks:: ".... Did you just threaten to eat me?"
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*john, mr. cox, and amber are sitting at the same table at texas road house. john gets his 8th refill of sweet tea.*
Mr. Cox: "Geez, John, save some for the fishes."
John:"*blinks* Mr. Cox.... this is sweet tea. Fish do not drink sweet tea. They drink water."
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*amber draws random pictures all over her pants and shows them to band group at texas road house.*
amber: "..... and yeah, this is the game of tic-tac-toe i played with myself..... I tied."
*hysterical laughter*
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*in spanish*
[pedro]:Eata cheeta?
[catalina]:cheetah comida?
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*psdm kids talk about special k's slight over weight state.*
Special K: "HEY. I'm built for comfort, not for speed."
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*Special K and Amber have a staring contest. Amber blinks*
Special K: "ahhhhh, ooooooh, wowwww *blinks/eyes water* gahhhh *more noises* that was a good one."
Chip: "How long did yall go for?"
Special K: "For about 30 seconds but I could have gone longer if she hadn't of given in."
Amber: *blinks* "We are still talking about the staring contest right? wow."
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*band member does something wrong*
Mr. Cox:"Um, Mr. Hodewanec? What's the word I'm looking for?"
Mr. H:"FAILURE."
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Kaleb=*takes Amber's phone*
Amber:"Gah, Kaleb, you better still have my phone. Did you take my carrier too?"
Kaleb:"Carrier? Amber, It's not a drum. you're such a band dork."
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Blythewood band kids=*points up at me in stands* "Hey! That's Amber from myspace! *waves*
[i'm famous. xD]
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John=*tells story to Mr. Cox/percussion class about chick who moved*
John:"....and yeah, she was like satanic or something, gah.."
Zack:"No she wasn't. I know, she went to my same church."
Mr. Cox:"Well, maybe she's a spy."
class=*laughs hysterically*
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*Amber[piccolo] talks to Jake[sousaphone] right before the band has to go outside at 1:30*
Amber:"It's 1:28. I'm not moving til 1:30. Cause really, all I have to do is grab my stick and run out there."
Jake:"Yeah, well, I have to put my big body ring on. My 100 pound hula hoop."
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*assignment in spanish 1=write in spanish what you like to do, what you need to do this week, what you want to do this week, basic crap we just learned*
Desmond:"How do you say 'sex' in spanish?"
Amber:"You act like I actually speak the language or something. Why do you think I'm taking this class?...... *pause*......... wait.... what are you writing?"
Desmond:"That I like to have sex with dogs."
Amber:"............. why?"
Desmond:"Cause it's different."
Amber:"............ I see."
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Amber:*picks up entire piece of chicken with fork*
"Gah, I don't want it all in my mouth at once.........*blinks*..... wait....."
Chris: "Gah, If I had a dollar for everytime I heard that..."
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Skinny: "Gah, if I had a dollar for everytime I didn't have a dollar, I'd have a lot of dollars."
Amber: *blinks*
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*turns on calculator in psdm*
[Message displayed]: "YOURE GOING DOWN LIKE A SWEET MUFFIN."
*blinks*
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*Coach Torbett talks about buying $75 worth of candy for the psdm project thing*
Sherrie: "Gah, I'm coming by your house for halloween."
Coach T: "Nah, I put razorblades in that. *mumbles* little shits."
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Coach Torbett[to useless student.]:"Well, you're just the tits on the bull today, aren't you?"
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DuffManOhYea: if they're was a crayon that was whiter than white
DuffManOhYea: they'd name it amber
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*On the way to meet the Indians*
Katrina: "Jasmine, get yo black ass in the car!"
Jasmine:"*laughs*..What did she just say about my ass?"
Amber:"Ummm...it's black?"
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*US History class talks about how in R rated movies, there is more female nudity than male.*
Cristina:"I'm gonna make a movie with naked guys in it."
Coach Thomas:"Yeah, They've already done that. It's called porn."
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*Mr. Cox claps to get everyones attention*
...
*No one pays attention*
Mr. Cox: "I'M NOT CLAPPING CAUSE IT SOUNDS BEAUTIFUL."
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*Mr. Cox and Amber discussing sight reading on mallet instruments*
Amber:"If I don't use my mouth to play it, I can't sight read on it."
Mr. Cox: "*laughs* Wow.... I've never heard that worded that way before."
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*Brandon and Amber forget calculators in locked computer lab*
Brandon[to Coach Torbett]: "Uh.... Coach Torbett? We left our calculators in there...."
Coach Torbett:"WHAT?! THAT'S WHAT'S WRONG WITH TEENAGERS THESE DAYS. We said 'ARE YOU READY FOR A NEW GENERATION?' and what do they say? 'We forgot our calculators.'"
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"It's like wearing a shirt with Jesus holding a machine gun to school. You just don't do it."
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*flute section wears shirts during band camp that spell out "Abraham Lincoln" and the band has to guess the word. the staff figured [Mr. H for sure] it out and this was what the whole day was like. xD*
"Don't be a slave to it. The music will set you free." "You need good posture. You have to stand tall and I don't know how else to describe it than you need to stand tall like Abraham Lincoln." "Hey. This form looks like a top hat. ABRAHAM LINCOLN WORE A TOPHAT." "Alright, we're gonna make the top hat like Abraham Lincoln wore then we're gonna make the smaller top hat, like the one he wore inside." "We're asking you to read a coordinate sheet. Not a document like the emancipation proclimation." "I think the guard should spin muskets." "Hustle back to your spot, but be careful. Don't want to get a head injury. Abraham lincoln had a head injury." "You have to make a line. You have to have everyone line up behind the first person. They need the support of the line... like the president at the white house needs support." "Man, you should have seen that log cabin I built. Built it all by myself." "Go back to set 16. Who was the 16th president? Abraham Lincoln." "18 counts.... like 65. When Abraham was shot by John Wilkes Booth." -Mr. H.
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"She watches Anchorman for inspiration." -Mr. H
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Me: "I think I have a gas leak."
Chris: "Is it gas or oil?"
Me: "Psssssh, idk, I can't tell the difference."
Chris: "Well, is it black or brown or... what?"
Me: "No, Chris, it's purple with green spots."
Chris: "Hmm... sounds like you've got Barney in your engine."
Me: "Ah, well. I guess I need to get that looked at."
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*argues with cousin*
Cousin:"HEY. Why don't you just shut your flute hole, k?"
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*Kayla goes to make copies of percussion music on a broke copier and copies come out covered in black smudges.*
Kayla: *looks at black smudged covered paper* "Play it, bitch."
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"I aint here for no loooove makin. I'm here for music makin." x'D
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Mom:"He's like a mushroom. Nobody talks to him"
Me:"......... Mom......... what are you talking about?"
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Eddie!: I hate taking a shower when I'm sunburnt because I like taking really really hot showers.
Eddie!: And it hurts like crazy.
p s youu rockk: Isn't that... suppose to help?
p s youu rockk: someone told me that
p s youu rockk: I imagine it'd feel like hell though.
Eddie!: Yeah, someone told me that too.
Eddie!: But I don't think it works.
p s youu rockk: I don't think so either
p s youu rockk: I don't see how it would
p s youu rockk: cause it's like
p s youu rockk: you're on fire, and you jump in lava. It's not gonna put the flame out.
p s youu rockk: xD
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Deanna:"What do you want me to tell him?"
Me: "I FEEL LIKE PUNCHING BABIES."
Deanna: "................... so... I tell him that?"
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Mom:"Yeah, and I went to vote the other day and they said I couldn't bring my cellphone in the booth with me and I didn't understand why..."
Me:"Maybe cause they don't want people sending you answers."
Mom/Dad:*blank stare* "Amber, it's... not a test." x'D
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Dad:"This is not the time or the place to be using words like validate, because no one knows what you're talking about. So you can use words we understand, or you can just shut up and sit there."
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Kaleb: *at the end of peach festival* "Happy fourth of get the fu** out of here."
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*Kayla drives hella fast as passengers flip out.*
Kayla: *turns around* "I'm gonna need you to calm the F*** DOWN."
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Amber/Zack walking to parade spot.
*Amber dances ubbbber white*
Amber:"Wow, I do believe I just uped a white level."
Zack:"Amber, you make snow jealous."
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clemsonT122789: Jazz Flute is for Little fairy Boys
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*inside of wendy's in columbia with TJ and a few other cool lexington kids, these civil war re-enactment people walk in.*
Amber:"*grabs TJ's arm.* TJ. RUN!!!"
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"you are not with the band... you are the band."-Heather, haha.
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::In Improv Class::
Annoying/Cocky/Black trumpet player [about improving]:"So are we actually going to play?"
Improv Instructor:"Sure, what do you wanna play?"
Carter [looks at black trumpet player]:"Basketball."
Class:" x'''''''''''D "
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Improv Instructor:"So does anyone know the famous jazz musician that came from Dreher High School?"
Kid:"Jesus Christ."
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"Who doesn't like saying 'mama uh mama uh'?" - Advanced Rhythm Reading Teacher
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"Alright, start at the chinese hoedown measure."-Mr. Wells
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"Every note is a chance to make music."-Mr. Wells
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Black lady at the sonic drive-in window.:"Um, yes, I'd like to get 3 junior banana splits, but 2 of those without the bananas."
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Mrs. Turner:*points to measure and talks about playing.* " Um.. You need to sound drunk there."
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uwFiFer89: if you could master an instrument which one would it be?
uwFiFer89: and why...? lol
ghspiccolohands: Piccolo
ghspiccolohands: because
ghspiccolohands: If you master that
ghspiccolohands: You ARE the master
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Rex's Definition of Double Tonguing.
"For those of u who dooont kno, its not a sexual technique. its something invented by god to make flutists want to jump off bridges."
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Me & Mom discuss Beethoven[the composer]
Me:"... but how did he know like.. the pitches and if everything went together, I mean.. he couldn't hear it. It's amazing."
Mom:"Well... maybe he wasn't completely deaf. I mean... I guess he could feel vibrations or something."
Me:"Well, sure, but how did he know if it all worked out from vibrations?"
Mom:"... I guess the vibrations felt good."
x''''D
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*Justin is riding in Amber's car listening to the cd player.*
Justin:"Do you have any Rap CDs?"
Amber:"Um.... I have piccolo recordings. =D"
Justin:*blank stare*
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Bekah&Amber= Right outside of Deanna's house.
Amber=[onthephonew/deanna]"Ok, so, we'll be at your house in... a minute.. like for real. Ok well.. 75 seconds now. Wait... That's more than a minute. I was thinking about money and how there is 75 quarters in a dollar. ::blinks:: Wtf am I talking about?"
Bekah=*laughs*
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Mr.H[at banquet about a tuba player]:"Yeah, he's a great tubist.... or w/e you call them."
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Amber=*lead the band outside and attempts to get them in the arch-shaped band set*
Amber=*looks at flutes*"Guys, make an arch."
Flutes=*dumb looks. xD*
Amber="Oh geez"*stands in front of the band group*"PEOPLE. I AM THE PODIUM. FORM AN ARCH AROUND ME."
Kaleb="Haha, you are God?"
Amber=*looks toward the band*"I AM GOD.MAKE ME AN ARK."
John="Haha, AND MAKE IT WATERPROOF."
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JoshHoover:"We're all men here.... except the women."
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::Amber & Carter = playing chords on trumpet::
Amber:"OMG... THAT... WAS THE PRETTIEST CHORD EVER."
Carter:"Make pretty chords, not kids."
Amber:*blinks*
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Joe-"So, are you taking spanish now?"
Me-"No."
Joe-"I am... i can't say that much though. I can say my pants are on fire."
Me-"Yeah, i don't think you're gonna need to use that very often."
Joe-"Well, i might.. if my pants are ever on fire... in mexico."
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Joe-*talks about doing drugs*
Joe-"Yeah, well, i used to be straight edge but..... well, i don't do drugs."
Me-"So you drink?"
Joe-"No, no, it's just, yeah, these kids got caught w/ drugs and i was involved w/ that but i didnt get in trouble and after that i was like 'AH, wtf am i doing w/ my life?'. I mean, i couldn't even ride my bike, and i didn't even have a bike, so yeah, that's what made me decide to not do drugs."
Me-" x'''''D. "
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Me=*wearing a bright yellow shirt in geometry*
Brandon:"Um... Amber?.... You look like a banana."
Me: "Um... thank you?"
Brandon: "Yeah.... i want to peel you.*laughs*"
Me: ::blinks::
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Dad=*attempts to play piano and sing*
Dad:"My father was a gambling man....wait... maybe it was my mother..*thinks*"
Me:"Your mother was a gambling man?"
Dad:"..... maybe."
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FFA talks about backing up tractors like its the most difficult challenge you will have to face in life.
Mandy:"Shoot.... i could back that mutha up all day long."
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Amber:*rambles/complains about not having a ride and needing one and anything else i can think of to complain about at the moment for about 5 minutes straight, eventually stopping to see if Brandon has any input.*
Brandon:......................................... you're cute.
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Me=In the car w/ Jodie
Jodie=Comes to railroad/comes to a complete stop/Looks both ways 5 times/a minute later proceeds across railroad.
Me="So.... are we a school bus now?"
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Me: "You lost my screw so screw you... .... Screwball."
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Dad: "That was so freakin obvious. I mean, Ray Charles could have even seen that."
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Amber: *puts on sunglasses/bangs on piano*
Mrs. Moore: "Amber, are we being Ray Charles today?"
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Me:"Yeah, i'm wearing white socks, cuz im pretty gangster like that."
Mrs. Moore: *gasps!* YOU'RE A GANGSTER?"
Me: ::blinks:: "................ Yes, Mrs. Moore... a gangster. =| "
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Andrew[onthephone]:"Yes, the dishes were making me mad so... i beat them..... Take that plate!" x''D
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Andrew:"Ok, so i need to get off the gnome so i can email you this.
Wait...
Did i say gnome?
I meant phone...
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Amber:"Oh, yeah Brandon, you're such a pothead.[/sarcasm]
Megan:"Maybe he just collects pots."
x'''''''D
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Mr.Clayton-"I wish they would just use english words like 'beat the crap out of the cymbal here' but no, all they say is sforzando."
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Mr. Clayton-"Horns... I am about to give you the biggest que God has ever made."
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Mr.H::to the middle school band about playing::"Yall have yalls good moments... then right after, you have a moment of vomit. And some days, it just sounds like diarrhea."
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*On the way to USC, guy is on the side of the road working on his truck under his hood*
Amber:"Gah... that guy is all up in the hood."
Amber:*Looks at Eric*
Amber:"Yeah, don't EVER let me say that again."
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"TRUMPETS. You have no rhythm. If you were a dancer you would look like you were having an epileptic seizure."-Mr.H
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Travis:*reads St. Mute in trumpet part*
Travis:"uh... who is Saint Mute?"
Mr.H: "*blank stare*...............Straight mute?"
Trumpets:*Dumb looks*"ALL HAIL SAINT MUTE."
Trae:*looks at clarinet player* You're just jealous cuz you can't do a pedal tone."
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Kaleb:"I need to get a stand up in this joint."
Amber:"You know.. you could have just said 'I need a stand.' It would have saved a whole lot of time and energy."
Kaleb:*glares*
Amber: "Sorry... just a bit of my white advice.*shrugs*"
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"You play it like you're asking a question. Like... tah?" -Mr.G.
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Amber:"*swings ribbon around* I'LL HIT YOU W/ MY BOW."
Eddie: "Uh.... that's a ribbon."
Amber: "..Well.. it makes bows..... ... I'LL HIT YOU W/ MY BOW MAKER!"
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ghsdrumlinerocks: CAN U SAY GEY
ghsdrumlinerocks: *gay
ghspiccolohands: x''''''D
ghspiccolohands: *says gey*
ghspiccolohands: xD
ghsdrumlinerocks: shut up
ghspiccolohands: lmfao
ghsdrumlinerocks: i mean jpey
ghsdrumlinerocks: damnit
ghsdrumlinerocks: i mean jpey
ghsdrumlinerocks: shit
ghspiccolohands: HAHAH.
ghsdrumlinerocks: ogh fucking nnvm
ghsdrumlinerocks: i meaN *UGH
ghspiccolohands: x''D
ghsdrumlinerocks: im shuting up
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Tsifarious: wanna sumo?
ghspiccolohands: right here.
ghspiccolohands: right now.
Tsifarious: lez go
Tsifarious: or not
ghspiccolohands: *imagines you in a really big thong*
ghspiccolohands: x''''''D
Tsifarious: .... no
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Faulty Doorknob: It might snow tonight...or wintery mix
Faulty Doorknob: Or something of the like.
ghspiccolohands: OR
ghspiccolohands: MAYBE
ghspiccolohands: HELL AND HIGHWATERS WILL COME
ghspiccolohands: w/ a slight chance of snow.
ghspiccolohands: and A TSUNAMI.
ghspiccolohands: W/ A HURRICANE TORNADO BLIZZARD.
ghspiccolohands: =D
Faulty Doorknob: THE APOCALYSPE!!!1!
ghspiccolohands: x''''''''''''D
ghspiccolohands: OH GEEEEEEEEEEZ-US.
ghspiccolohands: =D
Faulty Doorknob: NUUUUUUUU!!!
ghspiccolohands: LMFAO.
Faulty Doorknob: There's nowhere to run...
Faulty Doorknob: Wait.
ghspiccolohands: EXCEPT
ghspiccolohands: MY BATHROOM.
ghspiccolohands: cuz
ghspiccolohands: it has a cool shower curtain.
ghspiccolohands: and it just happens to be hell/highwater/snow/tsunami/hurricane/tornado/blizzard proof.
ghspiccolohands: =)
Faulty Doorknob: That's hot.
ghspiccolohands: Heck yes
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*TALKS ABOUT BOY iSSUES*
ghspiccolohands: except.. if band ever got involved w/ that, i'd so be choosen band
ghspiccolohands: ive loved band and it has loved me since the 7th grade
ghspiccolohands: it has not once left me
ghspiccolohands: it has never lied to me
ghspiccolohands: it has never betrayed me
SPARKiiE n SHiNE: its never cheated on u
ghspiccolohands: It has always been there for me
ghspiccolohands: when i needed it most
ghspiccolohands: it showed me what i needed to know
ghspiccolohands: IT TAUGHT ME WHAT LOVE REALLY WAS!!!
ghspiccolohands: it was always there on those cold lonely nights, when no one else was, and it held me close as we gazed at the stars and it would grasp my hand and whisper... "Amber... oh, how my heart does beat for you..... like a Dr. Beat."
ghspiccolohands: x''''''''''''''D
SPARKiiE n SHiNE: dumbass lmao
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::In town w/ Eric&G. A "cool" car w/ flames painted on the sides passes by::
Eric:"Hey look.. their car's on fire." x'''D
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::1920's Jazz Music starts to play::
Mark H.:*Snaps Fingers*"Alright... let's get krunk."
x''D
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Amber:"Chuckie-Chuckie, Bo-Buckie, Banana-Fana Fo-Fuckie, Me-My Mo-Muckie, CHUCKIE!"
David:"Amber..... this is why i love you."
Amber:"x''D"
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"The secret to life?... The letter 3, my friend." -Joe
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Blythe:"That's so.... stanley."
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Brittany:"What Color are your eyes?"
Amber: "...Bacon?"
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"Yeah, I'm in the band... It has possessed me to live this way."-Budd
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"Whoa...My trombone is vibrating.."-Jason Middleton
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"Concert band is like eating your vegetables...its something u gotta do."-Bone
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"I wonder how much crack u could get w/ a trumpet mute..."-Mama Singleton
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"If your feelin froggy, jump..."-Budd
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Chris K.:"Hey Amber!"
Amber:"Hey Chris!"
::kayla=laying on floor::
Chris:"Kayla says..you smell like dog poopy."
Amber:"Well...tell her, that she looks like dog poopy."
::Josh P. & Chris="Ooooooohh.."::
C:"That was like..the greatest comeback EVER.."
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"I'm sick of eating everybody's poop and having to say 'mmm..yum'.."-Bone
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"An Iceburg didnt sink the Titanic...I bit a hole in it."-Kramer
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"Who would put a bottle of soap in a bottle?"-Jason Cochcroft
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"I have a banana... in my pants."-Clint K.
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"I have seen the top of the mountain...and it is good."-Fred Davis
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"Yes, hit the carrot, not the apple or the banana, the carrot.."-Jason Cochcroft(about a calculator button)
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"I think I might get ill and might spill the pill that I took from the crook that was mad at my dad."-Budd[attempting to rap] x'D
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"Is her mind retarded?"-Clint Keisler
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"Ur move, chicken wing..."-Stephanie Griffith[high playing checkers?]
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"You can't make chicken salad out of chicken shit."-My Father.
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Chris:"Does your dad shop at Tractors Supply?"
Amber:"No, but dad said he would if you worked there so he could get a discount."
Chris:"Yeah, he'd be coming home w/ rabbits and ducks everyday.."
Amber:"Do they sell those there?"
Chris:"No.."
Amber:"Then why would he bring those home?"
Chris:"Thats a good question..."
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"I just gotta remember those judges are human, ya know? They gotta eat and poop and stuff..."-Georgianna(on the way to Allstate)
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"Who do the voodoo that you do?"-Paul
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"Dont be up in the kool-aid if u dont know the flavor."-Jody Middleton
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::Josh Swygert aggrevates Georgianna::
George:"I'll remember that in marching band next year."
Josh:"Why, what are you gonna do? Mess up my tempo?"
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Bone:"Yeah, I hear they have alot of hairy women in Georgia, Jason."
Zack:"Is that where you met your wife?"
::band laughs::
Bone:"No, that's where I met your mom."
::oohs are heard::
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Cody S.:"You asians will eat anything."
John G.:"As long as it's dead.."
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"Are u having fun...BLOWING ON MY HEAD?"-Andrew Morgan
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"How come they cant advertise cigarettes on tv but they can advertise for stuff like warming lubricant?"-Zack
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"Oh yes..I like it like that."-Greg xD
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"There is something in Canada
::long pause::
........................Canadians..."-Coach Allman
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::Amber walks in Gillespies office::
Gillespie:"What it is, yo?"
Amber:"uh...... hi?"
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::Gillespie to Katrina::
"You could do 150 push-ups and still owe me."
