anyone who makes me laugh... at them.
My Hotel Year, Penny For Your Thought, Bob Dylan, The Misfits (DANZIG), Jug Or Not, The RJA, Janis Joplin, Underoath, Dispatch, Finch, CKY, Brett Dennen, Say Anything, Counting Crows, O.A.R., Unsung Zeros, Brand New, TBS, The Old Crow Medicine Show, The Strokes, The Used, Death Cab For Cutie, The Beatles, Denver Harbor, Steve Miller, Ben Folds, The Postal Service, Better Than Ezra, Five Iron Frenzy, Radiohead, Simon and Garfunkel, Billy Joel, Rolling Stones, 30 Seconds To Mars, occasional Eminem, Morrissey, Weezer, Elton John, Something Corporate, and of course Garth Brooks.
good ones
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fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym, 3 days a week, getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats, a patient better driver, a safer car, baby smiling in back seat, sleeping well, no bad dreams, no paranoia, careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole, keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then, will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall, favors for favors, fond but not in love, giving to charity, no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants, no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned, but powerless, an empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism, will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in back seat, a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic, like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness, calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics
the creator of the twinkie and the donut hole.