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Keith

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About Me

im keith, im 22. i'm with the woman of my dreams, who has an ugly cat. i don't do much other than work and play halo with my old lady. i'm currently focused on my ultimate goal of being a law enforcement officer. life is grand in the great state of colorado. .

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

anyone who makes me laugh... at them.

Music:

My Hotel Year, Penny For Your Thought, Bob Dylan, The Misfits (DANZIG), Jug Or Not, The RJA, Janis Joplin, Underoath, Dispatch, Finch, CKY, Brett Dennen, Say Anything, Counting Crows, O.A.R., Unsung Zeros, Brand New, TBS, The Old Crow Medicine Show, The Strokes, The Used, Death Cab For Cutie, The Beatles, Denver Harbor, Steve Miller, Ben Folds, The Postal Service, Better Than Ezra, Five Iron Frenzy, Radiohead, Simon and Garfunkel, Billy Joel, Rolling Stones, 30 Seconds To Mars, occasional Eminem, Morrissey, Weezer, Elton John, Something Corporate, and of course Garth Brooks.

Movies:

good ones

Television:

ummm?

Books:

fitter, happier, more productive, comfortable, not drinking too much, regular exercise at the gym, 3 days a week, getting on better with your associate employee contemporaries, at ease, eating well, no more microwave dinners and saturated fats, a patient better driver, a safer car, baby smiling in back seat, sleeping well, no bad dreams, no paranoia, careful to all animals, never washing spiders down the plughole, keep in contact with old friends, enjoy a drink now and then, will frequently check credit at moral bank, hole in wall, favors for favors, fond but not in love, giving to charity, no killing moths or putting boiling water on the ants, no longer afraid of the dark or midday shadows nothing so ridiculously teenage and desperate, nothing so childish at a better pace, slower and more calculated, no chance of escape, now self-employed, concerned, but powerless, an empowered and informed member of society, pragmatism not idealism, will not cry in public, less chance of illness, tires that grip in the wet, shot of baby strapped in back seat, a good memory, still cries at a good film, still kisses with saliva, no longer empty and frantic, like a cat tied to a stick that's driven into frozen winter shit, the ability to laugh at weakness, calm, fitter, healthier and more productive, a pig in a cage on antibiotics

Heroes:

the creator of the twinkie and the donut hole.

My Blog

let’s get down to brass tacks. how much for the ape?

so i got a job at an italian resturaunt. cooking. it's a good job, but it's not making a step in the way of my ultimate goal.  i had applied for a dipatching position for the city but never ...
Posted by Keith on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 09:00:00 PST

who said anything about slicing you up man? i just wanted to carve a little z on your forehead.

after a 2500 mile trip we made it here. not much going on yet, were gonna both find a job that is in the direction of our desired careers. no more waiting table (hopefully) and no more god damn b...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 09:52:00 PST

as your attorney, i advise you to take a hit out of the little brown bottle in my shaving kit.

So we both gave our notice at our jobs yesterday. were tired of this state, pretty but boring. so now were on our way back to colorado next month. with a pit stop in florida to see the family and old ...
Posted by Keith on Sun, 17 Feb 2008 01:51:00 PST

men in red woolen shirts are getting incredible kicks from things he will never know.

so we've decided (trisha and i) to move to VA (where my folks now live) to save up money for the winter. where we'll be this winter is still a mystery to us. but im sure where ever it is, it'll b...
Posted by Keith on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 02:05:00 PST

some kind of high powered mutant never meant for mass production...

meant to post this a while ago, just dont get around this machine long enough to actually put my thoughts down. i met the girl of my dreams in the mountains of colorado, moved down away from the ...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 04:15:00 PST

look, there's two women fucking a polar bear!

so now its ten days till colorado, cant wait.....
Posted by Keith on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 01:38:00 PST

order some golf shoes, otherwise we'll never get outta this place alive...

so im saving $ a lot faster than i ever have. part of its cause i make decent bank at the resturaunt, the other half is cause im staying with my folks here in va. anyway, the point of this blog is tha...
Posted by Keith on Mon, 14 Aug 2006 01:07:00 PST