She's just not that kind of tough
The same can be said for drawing and reading...things like doing men twice your age, who try to sound ungrateful.The chain smokerthe commercial suicide.There is no doubt that we've never been so fucke...Posted by on Sun, 12 Jul 2009 18:12:00 GMT
THe Saddest Song in the universe...
Bloggers are blogging their top 10 lists right about now and I ran across a couple that totted up the saddest songs of all time, stuff by radiohead and the pernice brothers and the red house painters ...Posted by on Mon, 22 Dec 2008 04:50:00 GMT
What evil lurks in the hearts of men?
well, as my CHEM 17 test revealed...none. I spent the three months running up to the testing eating porkfat, drinking beer and not really giving a shit and my bad numbers went down and my good numbers...Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:01:00 GMT
The Miracle Pork
Soooooo, THis summer I'd fallen off my whole, smug "Never turn your stomach into a morgue for your animal friends." tip. I was on the pork like MF, ya see Jason had discovered this genetically modded ...Posted by on Wed, 12 Nov 2008 02:44:00 GMT
School is eating my soul
Hi, I just finished typing what is probably the driest collection of bullshit about library consortia ever written. As I was proof reading it I wondered if this was the truest test of my adulthood to ...Posted by on Thu, 06 Nov 2008 05:33:00 GMT
Stay on the light square
Everywhere I looked, little tri-segmented bastards stomping around on my stuff. I found one in my underwear drawer. They liked to congregate in the bathroom and walk around on the floor in front of th...Posted by on Wed, 20 Aug 2008 11:08:00 GMT
ant maim
The war was over before it started, just a skirmish. It all started with a few random ants, trucking sideways across the kitchen wall. Talks with the spider faction had broken down a week earlier so I...Posted by on Sun, 10 Aug 2008 19:48:00 GMT
Lan droma
The clientele I join is varied, All ages and colors representing. The unifying factor is economic status. The parking lot outside is full of old minivans, 20 year old luxury cars and beaters like mine...Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 09:36:00 GMT
Lawn dra mat
Saturday. Dirty clothes are strewn around the room. Hampers are barfing their dirty, multicolored guts out. I've been digging in them like a dog, fruitlessly looking for something to wear. It's like a...Posted by on Wed, 02 Jul 2008 19:25:00 GMT
help me decide which design to print!
I can't decide which version of the new "Key of Skeleton" poster to print. Help me decide by going to My photos here page and voting for Bozo Hair or Monkey Skull Leave a comment on the one you think ...Posted by on Sun, 22 Jun 2008 15:15:00 GMT