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About Me

Born and Inbred in Guernsey. I like to drink and fuck about, im fairly laid back. Play Pool, ride bikes
Im a mechanic for a small non franchise shop. I bitch about in your Evo, GTO, FTO, Skyline, supra, Impreza, 200SX, typeR German cars can get fucked.
Musically i Play Guitar in Mechanical Lobster, organise gigs with Discharge Fanzine which brings bands over from Jersey and the UK to play with our local quality bands and i Have recently been messing about attempting to DJ. playing Industrial, electronica and randon stuff at 100% cheese free events. Played at the No.10 reunion and a few sat nights in Baloos
Im a Complete Petrol Head been Rding m/bikes since i was 6, if its got a engine i will want to race/thrash/trash and destroy it..
During the week im either down the shed working on bikes or down the pub, weekends are spent at gigs, setting them up, playing at them, or whatever and drinking with my many varied and slightly random friends.
I travel over to the uk a lot to hang out and goto gigs with mates, its good to get off this rock.
If you know me personally, have a love of motors and music or are a fan Of Mechanical Lobster then feel free to add me. I will not make you look cool. im not here so you can beat off over the size of your friends list.
I will Probably annoy you.
Check out my Band, Mechanical Lobster check us out and add us
www.myspace.com/mechanicallobster
ATTENTION ALL BANDS READING THIS.
Im happy to check out your music ONLY if you return the favour, go check out my band. im fed up with being requested by bands that dont add Lobster but expect me to add them to my personal space. it means you HAVE NOT read my profile. If you cant be arsed to read what im about then why should i bother with you? I read and check out all the Profiles that get added or that i add to www.myspace.com/mechanicallobster
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My Interests

Choose a Bike. Choose a Helmet. Choose an Iridium Visor. Choose some leathers, boots and a pair of gloves. Choose A Fucking big bore kit and a race pipe. Choose Gas flowing, bigger carbs, and oversize valves. Choose an Ignition advancer, mega wild cams, braided hoses and a pair of tyres. Choose to race along the Queen's highway against anyone, anywhere. Choose the White line when the roads are busy. Choose going to the front at all the lights and queues, pissing off all the clones in there cars. Choose pure abuse. Choose doughnuts, Burnouts, wheelies and stoppies. Choose not to stop when pursued by the Police. Choose like minded friends, ride outs, race meetings, Rock Music, alcohol and good Quality drugs.

Choose your future.

CHOOSE A BIKE

Autocross, GSXR, Sprints, jap cars, muscle cars, good beer, good music

I'd like to meet:

Intresting People. Especially those with a love of Motorsport, music an good times. London an Guernsey people. people who actually talk.

Music:

Sneakerpimps, Queens of the Stone Age, Radio head, No Doubt, Faith No More, Zombie Girl, Fronltine Assembly, Katscan, Front 242, Trauma Pet, NIN, Interlock, Needleye, Combichrist, Faith no More, Velvet Acid Christ, Frontline Assembly, Icon Of Coil, Ministry, Godhead, pennywise, Rob zombie, Sepultura, Pitchshifter, Deathboy, Tool, Korn, Spineshank, Fear Factory, The Cure, Guttermouth, Voodoo Glow Skulls, Chaos Engine, The Distillers, union Underground, staticX, RATM, Bulletproof, SR-O, Pushtofire, SOAD, Slayer, 3dbs down, The Difiled, Johny Cash, Skinny Puppy, Discharge, Limefire, Mechanical Lobster, ACDC, The Jam, The CLash, Metallica, Deftones, Queen, prodigy, Muse, white zombie, Pantera, Down, Clutch, Hundred reasons, Skindred, Transplants, NOFX, an Much Much more.....

Movies:

Must watch more films, FightClub, Natural Born Killers, Mad Max, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Jackass, Taxi, Simpsons

Television:

The Simpsons, Top Gear, monster garage and other random motor/engineering type stuff.

Books:

Chasing Che, Hitch Hikers guide, Lord of the rings. Mags: Streetfighters, Autosport, Autocar, Max Power (dumbest car mag ever)I hate Harry potter with a passion, its not so much the books, its the people who cant understand or accept that i dont read and have no intention of reading about Mr Potter "but its amazing" cunt off

Heroes:

My Friends, family, Discharge Fanzine. anyone that can put up with me. Anyone thats carried me home after a night out. Vodka, Grolsch, Rossi and Lampkin (bike legends)

My Blog

Rat 07 (the story

Hello yes, currently in Winchester abusing Beccis computer.So the plan was fairly simple, leave guernsey thursday night, ride to winch with chopper and see Bec, while Boon, Kitty and Ozy Chris went to...
Posted by Evil on Tue, 15 May 2007 05:16:00 PST

Rat Bikes

For those of you that question why i build and ride what appear to be really shit old bikes. the wording below is taken from www.ratbike.org go look at the pics. the site should be updated shortly wit...
Posted by Evil on Mon, 15 May 2006 10:03:00 PST

More Work on Rat Bike

Front end sorted a s much as i can for Now. Ad is making me a new top yoke over the next couple of weeks to my design. top bloke. The rear brake was beyond help so thats met the bin. a good rum...
Posted by Evil on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 01:31:00 PST

transport probs

Hi, my names Lloyd and im a Motorholic. below is a list of bikes and cars ive had in my 25 years on this plannet. well the ones i can remember anyway. dosnt include my comp bikes.Anyone got a cheap ca...
Posted by Evil on Sun, 12 Feb 2006 03:52:00 PST

Rebuilding Suzy the Rat bike

Im slowly starting to sort out all the machines i destroyed last year, nova is running, engine in the Merc is stripped and awaiting parts, the GSX550 is now a runner and daily transport so..........
Posted by Evil on Sun, 15 Jan 2006 03:26:00 PST

Drummers are thick

Proved by Taz almost everyday. Confirmed by Kyle (son of Bob). You would think that most normal people would notice the burninating of their leg but not a drummer. Kyle stood chatting away in the pub ...
Posted by Evil on Sun, 11 Sep 2005 03:51:00 PST